Madlib #1 7/31/10
One cat, Sweden sucked up to Poland and touched him.
"Holy Lech Valesa!" Poland exclaimed. "That was a good night."
"Oh, Poland, you're such a sink." Sweden replied.
"This is dripping!" Greece said.
"You insufferable ass marmot!" Sweden said.
"Feck you!" Greece retorted. Then Prussia walked in.
"Semen!" they shouted.
"Ich licke dich! Have a dildo." Sweden said.
Madlib #2 7/31/10
Once upon a banana, Austria was building along when he saw Denmark. They entered in regret. Suddenly he realized that France was spinning him, so she smiled away.
"Buttercup, don't break my heart!" Denmark and France shouted in unison. Drawing them, Austria screamed back, and Denmark and France fucked him into a dentist's office. Then Finland appeared out of a fountain and said,
"Guten tog! Feel free to enjoy my noodles and have fun making out with eachother!" They all suddenly realized they were in Finland.
"Crapnuggets! We might as well go bitch ourselves." said Austria.
"Gladly!" said France, licking into a corner. Horny, Austria and Denmark sucked off. Suddenly, they started thrusting eachother.
"Fan fucking-tastic!" Finland said. "Young shopping bags in lust."
THE END.
