This vampire named Blade
Hunts bloodsuckers down, Yeah
They say "Watch out for Blade
Cause he will rip out your spine!"
Before human blood's drained
They will wind up so screwed
He's not zapping all those zombies, zombies
He's not mauling all those mummies, mummies
But now Dracula's stopped sucking, sucking
Demons won't stand a chance (He's Blade)
In a gla-gla-gla-glance (He's Blade)
Dead by stakes in his hands (He's Blade)
Crap!
Nosferatu is slashed (He's Blade)
Slice a ga-ga-ga-gash (He's Blade)
All those fanged f*cks are bashed (He's Blade)
Yikes! Ash! Ash!
This Daywalker named Blade
Makes Van Helsing useless
Don't ever mess with Blade
He's here to kill undead slime
They're all running from Blade
Holy Water he'll choose
