This vampire named Blade

Hunts bloodsuckers down, Yeah

They say "Watch out for Blade

Cause he will rip out your spine!"

Before human blood's drained

They will wind up so screwed

He's not zapping all those zombies, zombies

He's not mauling all those mummies, mummies

But now Dracula's stopped sucking, sucking

Demons won't stand a chance (He's Blade)

In a gla-gla-gla-glance (He's Blade)

Dead by stakes in his hands (He's Blade)

Crap!

Nosferatu is slashed (He's Blade)

Slice a ga-ga-ga-gash (He's Blade)

All those fanged f*cks are bashed (He's Blade)

Yikes! Ash! Ash!

This Daywalker named Blade

Makes Van Helsing useless

Don't ever mess with Blade

He's here to kill undead slime

They're all running from Blade

Holy Water he'll choose