Jonah Hex
Sharp shoot best
From Old West
Face is messed
Feeling stressed
On his quest
Hunts down pests
For some checks
Gun goes "Boom!"
[Bonus: Movie Review Version]
Jonah Hex
Film's a mess
Says the press
No success
Part that's best
Megan's breast
All the rest's
A snoozefest
Critics booed!
