Jonah Hex

Sharp shoot best

From Old West

Face is messed

Feeling stressed

On his quest

Hunts down pests

For some checks

Gun goes "Boom!"

[Bonus: Movie Review Version]

Jonah Hex

Film's a mess

Says the press

No success

Part that's best

Megan's breast

All the rest's

A snoozefest

Critics booed!