[Lex Luther]

He's just a country boy

Born in Outer Space

Now he likes to fight crime

For the USA

And while he has millions cheering

One thing makes him ache…

[Superman]

Kryptonite

It leaves my powers draining

Once lift trains now I'm straining

To open jars back home

Damn Kryptonite

I once chilled a volcanic

Eruption with my freeze breath

Now I'm winded on jogs

I could leap high buildings

With a single bound

And now the sight of the bright green rock

Knocks me onto the ground

F*ck Kryptonite

Just one pebble, Can't stand it!

I could save the whole planet

Till that stone is stepped on

Kryptonite you freakin' stink!

Oo

Noooooo!

Don't like that damn slab

It makes me all kinds of useless

Lex Luther's ruthless

Get him off me! Get him off me!

Feeling so bruised

When that thing's in view I lose my super speed

Gramps with walkers will stride right past me

Screw Kryptonite

I need to go eat my Wheaties

When I shove I'm a weakling

It makes me moan and groan

Rough

Can't stop crime sprees

"Kraptonite"

Kryptonite, Kryptonite