[Lex Luther]
He's just a country boy
Born in Outer Space
Now he likes to fight crime
For the USA
And while he has millions cheering
One thing makes him acheā¦
[Superman]
Kryptonite
It leaves my powers draining
Once lift trains now I'm straining
To open jars back home
Damn Kryptonite
I once chilled a volcanic
Eruption with my freeze breath
Now I'm winded on jogs
I could leap high buildings
With a single bound
And now the sight of the bright green rock
Knocks me onto the ground
F*ck Kryptonite
Just one pebble, Can't stand it!
I could save the whole planet
Till that stone is stepped on
Kryptonite you freakin' stink!
Oo
Noooooo!
Don't like that damn slab
It makes me all kinds of useless
Lex Luther's ruthless
Get him off me! Get him off me!
Feeling so bruised
When that thing's in view I lose my super speed
Gramps with walkers will stride right past me
Screw Kryptonite
I need to go eat my Wheaties
When I shove I'm a weakling
It makes me moan and groan
Rough
Can't stop crime sprees
"Kraptonite"
Kryptonite, Kryptonite
