it was sunny amarican day in America when garfef was chilaxin in all american and multi-national pent house with all woman that garfilth seduce over years.

"Garfield, president requires your presence with hasty" phone said with urgent hasty.

it had only been week after epi c struggle with nega odis and garf was in serious need of vacay but he was true American and heeded call of prez.

"what is it cheif?" Garfield said with cool

"ah Garfield your here,now we can begin" said robo prez trump with American spirit.

"top sciencetists from over globe have discovered unknown object nearing earth and dangerous ninja levels of spiritual power coming from it...AND FROM SOMEONE ON EARTH!" he said with robo dread.

"i will find them and take care of U.O like mother taking care of children" gargle sais with wisdom.and so hr did .

and after much time he found with shock that the person of interest was in AMERICA!?"what is this madness?" garflindel said with confusion and unbearable RAGE.

so garfile search America for person...and did not like what he found.corpses of all races and genders were killed with no discrimination.

truly this horror was not human.

and eventually garfgkjddth found him

it was teenage boy who just reached the age near 19 but was not 8

and he was MENACINGLY brutalising a defenceless attractive woman.

"it is time to put your tantrum to an end boy"Garfield said with steroids

"ZASHU you believe your enough to handle me?" he said with smug EVIL

"tell me the name of my victim so that i may savor your inevitable despair" Garfield said with bloodthirsty patriotism

"fool, i am Kieran despoiler of waifs ender of ships destroyer of plots creator of a thousand evils all hidden as anime devourer of sues ender of days and reaker of your shit!" Kieran said with monologues and plans

"i think my ears aren't working let me give you hand signal"Garfield said as he attack however his fist did no damage, the same fist capable of killing god.

"foolish ZASHU,my plot armour is better than yours!" Kieran struck with epic attaks and posing

the epic clash continued until...

with a mighty chop of America kung fu Kieran was chop in halve letting Garfield have a good look at his enemies insides which revealed metal bones and NANOMACHINES

"MONGREL as long as my core is intacked i will never die!" he said with assured victory.

"i think that U.O says otherwise"Garfield said with wit as he threw the cyborg into the unknown object its gravity crushing the cyborg like can of tuna.

"oswel that ends welk"Garfield said with comeback as he went to sooth kieran victim

"it is fine now i wiil show you rehabilitation through cultural enrichment"garfglarht

said with compass

just as garf and girl we're going to do the nasty Garfield was stabeded!?

"I WAS THE GIRL ALL ALONG!?" le gasp it was Kieran! the girl's form became a nightmare of black as Kieran shed his disguise and implale gafgle with tentadrill

"HEY EVERYBODY!" Kieran roared to the world with reason

"what?" said everyone on earth

"GARFIELD LIKES TO FIDDLE YOUNG BOY!"Kieran said with deception

"what i cant even!?" said all of America children and aspiring teens committed suicide at thought that there national hero and role model was pedo

all of Garfield harem realize error of way and become Kieran harem

whole world feel betray and denounce Garfield

"why?" Garfield says with confusion and sorrow

"allow me to explain,you see Garfield,i am a being who exists in AND outside reality

thus i am able to observe you and alies who i delt with offscreen.so Garfield i have plan whoever you are short term problem so i drage you out of home,trick you into fighting/saving me and ruin hargfeld imagw forever lol"Kieran said with explained

"one problem"Garfield said with determination

"what" he ask

"everyone could see past poor mans plot like invisible window of lies" Garfield called upon power of lasgna and struck Kieran

killing him

"what now Garfield?" harem girl ask

"answers for everything" garth said with reveangence

so gagafl fflee to unknown object which began to activate MENACINGLY

it transformed into planet sized super robot and attacked gafeld

but the planet robot was no match for Garfield as he infiltrationed the god thing

"I've been expecting you Garfield" a voice saod with ominous vagueness

"Kieran" Garfield said with reveangeance

"Garfield,how foolish of you to invade my main body well no need to fight after all here i am above you and god"Kieran said with cthulhu ness as he revealed trur form.

he was like tumor on brain stem attached to various fleshy cables everywhere

"foolish cat thing you cannot stop my ascension to higher plain through assimilation of earth!" Kieran said with revelation

"like shinji before me i will stop your alien plot monster"Garfield said with evangelion

"fool do you think you and your friends and lovers and references can stop me?"

"yes"

"shit"

then everything was end of evangelion

later Kieran was washed up on beach with red seas and rei head in background

"...fuck i lost,but now i know what needs to be done" he said with conviction as kieran time travel warp to past

"i shall travel the cosmos and other places to challenge and record history of Garfield"and so Kieran did but not before unfinished business with past

so Kieran traveled to past and dump fat and lazy cat with boy christ shinji

"shinjbob care for cat and begin epic legend of legendary legends"he said with TRUTH

shinji agreed

thus began and ended

END OF GARFIELD

authers note : it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling dowwwwn.