That's one crazy Babel Fish

Inside of your ear is squished

Turning all those funky words to your language

On your brain waves it will chew

The English diction it will poo

Isn't that a bit weird and extreme?

Babel Fish: It slithers

Changes Hooloovoo whispers

Babel Fish

God's gone because you exist

Looks yellow and like a leech

Now you can hear Vogon speech

Babel Fish

Bad poetry's your fault

Babel Fish

Translating

But your slime, I'm hating!

Felt your crawl

Through my ear canal, it's driving me mad!

Chat with folks on Betelgeuse

Order tea on Earth Mark 2

Then settle on Ursa Minor to sleep

Babel Fish's

Distinguished

He's the universe's linguist

Babel Fish

If you weren't so gross you'd be super rich

That's the insane Babel Fish

Making those dialects switch

Stick him in your ear and you'll be so happy

Stick him in your ear and you'll feel so crappy

Stick him in your ear and you'll speak so snappy