Brat Cartman

Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Tweek are standing at the bus stop.

Kyle: Hey, didn't Kenny come back to life?

Stan: Hey, yeah.

Kenny: Hmmph, Hmmphs.

Cartman: Tweek, get out of here!

Tweek (twitching): Okay!

Tweek walks away.

Cartman: Well, that's a relief.

Kyle: Why?

Cartman: Well, I have something to tell you. I have a-

News broadcaster: We interrupt this program to bring you a Terrence and Phillip special.

Terrence: Phillip, have you ever wondered what things would be like if we had brothers?

Phillip: Well Terrence, I already have one.

Terrence: Who?

Phillip: My ass!

Phillip farts in Terrence's face.

Terrence and Phillip: Ahh! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Terrence: I have one two!

Terrence farts in Phillips face.

Terrence and Phillip: Ahh! Ha, ha, ha.

Phillip: Terrence, guess what?

Terrence: What?

Phillip: Your brother stinks!

Terrence: Ha, ha, ha, yours too! Ha, ha, ha!

Kyle is watching from his t.v. screen.

Kyle's mom: Kyle, what are you watching?

Kyle: Terrence and Phillip.

Kyle's mom: What, what, what!!!

Hope you liked it. Review please. Don't worry, better chapters are coming up. I'll try to have a few more up by the end of the day.