Brat Cartman
Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Tweek are standing at the bus stop.
Kyle: Hey, didn't Kenny come back to life?
Stan: Hey, yeah.
Kenny: Hmmph, Hmmphs.
Cartman: Tweek, get out of here!
Tweek (twitching): Okay!
Tweek walks away.
Cartman: Well, that's a relief.
Kyle: Why?
Cartman: Well, I have something to tell you. I have a-
News broadcaster: We interrupt this program to bring you a Terrence and Phillip special.
Terrence: Phillip, have you ever wondered what things would be like if we had brothers?
Phillip: Well Terrence, I already have one.
Terrence: Who?
Phillip: My ass!
Phillip farts in Terrence's face.
Terrence and Phillip: Ahh! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Terrence: I have one two!
Terrence farts in Phillips face.
Terrence and Phillip: Ahh! Ha, ha, ha.
Phillip: Terrence, guess what?
Terrence: What?
Phillip: Your brother stinks!
Terrence: Ha, ha, ha, yours too! Ha, ha, ha!
Kyle is watching from his t.v. screen.
Kyle's mom: Kyle, what are you watching?
Kyle: Terrence and Phillip.
Kyle's mom: What, what, what!!!
Hope you liked it. Review please. Don't worry, better chapters are coming up. I'll try to have a few more up by the end of the day.
