(A/N: Woke up this morning thinking "holy shit I need to write this parody")

(Anyway MAJOR REDSTONER SPOILERS PLEASE WATCH THE REDSTONER SERIES BY HOUSE_OWNER AKA ROSS IF YOU HAVEN'T PLEASE YOU WON'T REGRET IT)

(JUST KIDDING YOU WILL BUT IT'LL BE WORTH IT)

I find myself in a desert containing
A chest filled with dust and redstone...
I start to create
Machines and contraptions,
But still I remain all alone...

I sit alone, in bed but do nothing,
I'm crying, "God, I'm so lonely!"
And I tried to hold this demon inside but,
The red sun just won't let me sleep...

I captured Jin and Barney...
All that's left are their bones...
Sky's questioning my reasons,
But little does he know...

And both my friends cried out,
"Please Ross, you're scaring me!"
I can hear their screams of agony!
Can't listen; they'll just abandon me!
I am in control!

I paced around for ages on empty,
The red sun's heat kept beating down...
And I couldn't stand the cage that contained me,
Now it's time for a second round...

Max, Okward, even Shelby...
Have joined me in this show...
I'm seeing strange delusions...
Do I still have a soul?

And all my friends cried out,
"Please Ross, you're scaring me!"
All these deaths, they're weighing down on me!
Can't change now, can't take back anything!
Am I in control?

I'm well acquainted
With the sun that will never set...
It tells me to kill friends
So I won't be lonely again...

And I've grown familiar
With Sky who blames me for their deaths...
He offers redemption;
I'll reset and save all my friends...

I've murdered everybody...
I know I must atone...
I'll sacrifice my freedom...
I'll go through the left door!

And both my friends cried out,
"Please Ross, you're scaring me!"
I can hear their screams of agony!
Can't listen; they'll just abandon me!
I am in control!

And all my friends cried out,
"Please Ross, you're scaring me!"
All these deaths, they're weighing down on me!
Can't change now, can't take back anything!

...Am I in control...?