"Why must I go through with this again"?

"Because you will not do it yourself."

"This did not make you think that I like it as it"?

"I think you're scruffy looking, Jakob."

"Ouch...that hurt."

"But you are dear brother mine."

"No Will, my skin. You did it too quickly."

"I did not. I have done this plenty of times. Look at me. "

"I am sure you would never dream of giving injury to yourself. The -"

"And even if you were hurt, it would not...hurt."

"What sense does that make? Besides, it did hurt."

"No it did not."

"Yes it did. See"?

"See what"?

"It's blood."

"Well, if you let me stretch the skin, we wouldn't be in this predicament, now, would we"?

"Grow up, Wilhelm."

"But I already am the elder, so what does that say about you"?

"Just because I am younger does not mean my maturity level is lowered to your state."

"Here I am, trying to help you and you try to insult me, Jakob."

"Well, I don't want to do this anyway. I like it the way it is. It feels...nice."

"Nice"?

"I like it because it makes me look older."

"But I'm still taller, so it does not really make a difference."

"I should be older. You are only taller by a little - ouch. You did it again."

"Keep still. Of course it will hurt if you don't relax."

"How I am supposed to relax when I'm going through such a traumatizing experience, Will"?

"Beans, Jake, beans. Having a beard does not make you look older."

"And having smooth skin makes it better"?

"This is all part of –"

"One of your inane ideas"?

"No, it fits into my brilliant reasoning."

"How does being deprived of facial hair have anything to do with one of your –"

"See"?

"Oh..."

"All the better to kiss you."


That aside, I do not own or have anything to do with The Brothers Grimm...except this ridiculous plot bunny that bit me when I was trying to go to sleep.