"It was November 20th… I was being rushed to the nurse's office in a giant panic. I was feeling contractions from my vagina, and it was extremely painful! Luckily, one of my boyfriends lives near a nurse's office, and I was rushed there.
"Excuse me… what is your name?" Said the goth nurse who ran the place. Her name-tag read "Takemi."
"My name is Yuki Yamada." I said. "What the hell is going on?"
"You're pregnant, dumbass!" Takemi said. "How do you not know that?"
"What?! Well… I guess I never DID use condoms…" I muttered. "But… WHO WOULD THAT MAKE THE FATHER?!"
"Looks like labor is just starting, it can take hours, even over a day…" Takemi continued. She pulled out a Health Problems Scanner, scanned me, and gasped.
"You have 47 STDs. What the fuck." Takemi said, in awe.
"Oh yeah, that makes sense too." I said.
"Don't take this personally, but as your doctor, I'm required to ask this." Takemi said. "What the FUCK is your sexual history?" She asked.
"It all started… last March." I began to tell my sextacular story.
