A/N: This is my first Naruto fanfic, so no flames please but constructive criticism is allowed.
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"Naoto! Sa-chan! Since mom and dad are on mission, and they left me in charge, I have to go grocery shopping, so Naoto, take care of Satsuki, and don't do anything-" Misaki said, stopping in her tracks after seeing the scene in front of her.
"-reckless." She finished.
Satsuki, her younger sister, was in the washing machine, in her bathing suit. Her older brother, Naoto, was getting ready to press the start button.
"What are you guys doing?!" she demanded, exasperatingly.
"Well, I was giving Sa-chan an automatic bath." Naoto explained.
"Get her out of there!"
"Ok, ok, geez." Naoto said, lifting Satsuki out of the washing machine.
"Well, obviously, now I know I can't trust you even more to take care of Sa-chan when I'm away." Misaki said, rolling her eyes and sighing.
"Why did mom and dad leave you in charge? Besides, I'm older!" Naoto whined.
"Do you remember last time they left you in charge? And quit whining! Geez, for goodness sakes, you're 16, AND you're an ANBU member. Not to mention, the little crybaby of the group." Misaki said, sneering.
"Ugh!" Naoto said in a REALLY girly way. "And as a matter of fact, no I don't remember a thing."
"Forests, chicken coop, dung, crazy shopkeepers chasing us, garbage dump of a house, you hanging out with Jiraiya. Any of those ring a bell?" Satsuki said calmly, at the doorway, already changed.
"So, Sa-chan, you're coming grocery shopping with me, 'kay?" Misaki said.
"And what about me?" Naoto asked.
"Oh, I'm dropping you off with Kakashi. Someone needs to keep tabs on you, and, obviously, I don't have the time to do that."
"How dare you!" Naoto replied.
"Well what did you expect me to be, your playtime buddy?"
Naoto gave his sister Misaki a dirty look.
"Come on, we don't have much time. The store closes in an hour." Misaki said curtly.
Five minutes later, the three siblings are walking/dragging to Kakashi's house. (A/N: Remember how Naoto has to be babysat?) When they arrived there, there was only half an hour before the store closed, because Satsuki and Misaki had to drag Naoto all the way because he refused to be babysat.
Ding-dong.
"Oh, hi Misaki." Kakashi said after opening the door.
"Sorry to bother you, and not calling before, but seeing as you're not busy tonight, we're dropping off this loser at your house." Misaki said, picking up Naoto by the scruff of his neck and chucking him bowling ball style into Kakashi's house.
"See ya, don't wanna be ya!" Sa-chan said brightly to Kakashi.
And Kakashi closed the door, with a fuming Naoto behind him.
Satsuki and Misaki actually made it to the grocery store in time.
"So…" Misaki said, after getting all their groceries. "Do you want to go to the bakery and get some treats, Sa-chan?"
"Sa-chan?"
Satsuki was staring blankly into space.
"Sa-chan?!" Misaki repeated, shaking Satsuki gently.
"Huh?"
"What's up? You can tell me." Misaki said kindly.
"Just wondering if mom and dad are going to come back this time." Satsuki replied, with a very quiet voice.
"Oh, don't worry, hon. They'll come back. They always do." Misaki replied, reassuringly.
"You sure?"
"I'm sure." Misaki said, smiling confidently. "Now how about those treats from the bakery? We still got 5 minutes."
"Ok." Sa-chan replied, smiling back at her sister.
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"OK, Naoto. Drop the book." Kakashi said, threateningly.
"Not until you give me back my freedom!"
Kakashi was standing in front of the door, Naoto was holding his Come Come Paradise book as a ransom, and both were hoping Misaki would come back any minute.
"Come on now. Give me the book."
"Step away from the door, or…" Naoto said, getting ready to rip the book to shreds.
"Nooooooo!!!!!!!! My precious!!!!"
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