Meow!!! Hey there people of WAFFLE LAND!!! I am here today to.to.umm. I
don't know. Leave me to my donuts.
Disclaimer: I will never own Trigun. NEVER!!! I am so depressed. Oh hey!!! A BALLOON!!! * Jumps up and down, pointing at the balloon*
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Meryl sighed as she finished cleaning the kitchen. "I swear every time we buy donuts the kitchen always turns out to be a complete mess," Meryl said as she sat down next to Milly.
Milly looked up at Meryl and smiled her cheerful smile. "Maybe you should tell Mr.Vash to help you next time," giggled Milly. Meryl gave Milly an evil stare and sighed.
"Where is that broom head anyway?" questioned Meryl.
Milly giggled once again and pointed at the couch. " He fell asleep after eating twelve boxes of donuts Sempai! He fell asleep with his sunglasses on and his tongue hanging out!"
Meryl glanced at the couch and saw Vash sleeping soundly and looking like an innocent little angel. Meryl giggled as she saw him hug the box of donuts tightly to his chest.
"He's so cute when he sleeps like that" thought Meryl.
Vash turned over and opened his eye. "Where's the leakage Sempai?" he said sleepily. He sat up on the couch and rubbed his eyes, making his sunglasses go up and down. " I had a dream" Vash started " And you weren't there and you weren't there and you weren't there and you weren't there.."
Meryl glared at him with annoyance. " Let me guess..nobody was in your dream. Am I right?" she said sarcastically. Vash thought a moment and shook his head. "I'm pretty sure people were in my dream but I know that you certainly weren't!" Vash laughed
Meryl twitched an eye and sighed once again. " I can never understand you," she said chuckling a bit.
Vash smiled and looked at Milly. "How are you Stungun Milly? Feeling happy again?" he asked while stretching his arms"
Milly smiled and cheerfully replied " Happy as always Mr.Vash!"
Vash smiled and yawned. "Glad to hear it"
Meryl picked up her electric bass that she had gotten some time ago and started strumming the strings. She was pretty happy that she got one since she had nothing else to do on the Planet Gunsmoke. She even bought Milly a drum set for her birthday so they can jam together. Vash was just glad that these two insurance girls had something to do instead of just asking him a whole lot of questions like where he came from and so on and so forth.
Meryl picked up a piece of paper and pen and laid her E. Bass on the living room table. She started writing down some lyrics about her beloved Vash while he looked down at his boots for some reason.
Vash's eyes widened as he saw his boots. "Oh my god.. I never knew I had such kick ass boots." He looked at the bottom of his boots and examined them while Milly giggled. When he was done, he started looking at his hands. " Wow.I have hands." He laughed hysterically as he moved his fingers.
Meryl laughed a little and thought that he was just a little drunk. She kept on writing.
Milly glanced at Meryl's paper and smiled " I bet he's going to like that when you sing it to him Sempai!"
Meryl blushed and shook her head. "He won't have the slightest idea of what I'm singing about I'll bet" She took a glance at Vash and saw him stare at her.
Vash put on a face and said "Oh ho-ho!! The insurance girl is going to sing to her boyfriend, right? HMPH!" He put his hands on his hips and walked away.
"I told you so," Meryl said to Milly
"He'll notice one day Sempai. I know it." Milly said as she saw Vash walk away in the kitchen. "Maybe he loves you too. He just doesn't know it yet ^_^"
Vash grabbed a bag of donuts and laughed. " I LOVE YOU!!!!!" He hugged the donut bag tighter." Whoever invented donuts is a genius!!!" He pulled a chocolate donut out of the bag and looked at it. "Mmm.chocolate!" As Vash was going to take a bite Ms.Cleo came in.
Ms.Cleo ran into the room and snatched the donut away from Vash. "THIS IS MY CHOCOLATE DONUT FOO'!" She munched on it like an angry gorilla and licked her fingers. Then she walked off with her bucket of KFC.
Vash gave the "o_O" look and grabbed another donut. This time it was glazed. As he was going to take a bite, Michael Jackson moonwalked in the room.
"OOOOOH!!!" screamed Michael as he clutched his crotch. He took the donut away from Vash and smiled at him. " This donut is glazed. JUST LIKE ME!!! You go touching any of my brothers again and I'll make sure that they." Michael looked at Vash's figure and winked. " Touch you" he finished saying. He started moon walking around the room while Meryl played "Smooth Criminal" on her E. Bass.
Vash pushed Michael out of the house and shot at Michael's shoes. Michael did a quick robot and ran away. Vash shut the door and glared at Meryl. "You ever play that song again and I swear I'll break it, " he said. Meryl played the song again and Michael strolled back in out of nowhere. "OOH YEAH!!!" he yelled. Vash face faulted and sighed. He got the bag of donuts and threw a glazed donut out of the house. Michael ran after it screaming "BROTHER!!!!" and never came back.
"I just want a donut" Vash whined as he pulled out a plain donut. " This is the last one. Well, I have to make good use of it" Vash licked his lips and got ready to bite when Milly stole the donut away from him.
Milly ate the donut and did a thumbs up sign. "This one is mine Mr.Vash because you promised me you'd pay me back for the bus fare!" Vash kicked his legs up and down and banged the floor with his fists. "It's not fair!! I just wanted a donut!!! WAAAHHH!!!"
Meryl slapped Vash and reassured him that she would make more for him as long as he keeps out of trouble. Vash grinned and stuck his tongue out at Milly.
Vash straightened out his coat and walked to the front door. "Well I guess I'll be going now. I need to get my coat tailored. I'll be back soon." Vash opened the door and was about to walk off when he felt something on his shoulder. Milly smiled at him and said, "I'll go with you. I need to make sure you stay out of trouble. Plus, I need to get some pudding!!!" Milly jumped up and pictures of pudding formed in her eyes. Vash shrugged and left with Milly right by his side.
Meryl laughed as soon as they left and got back to her song. Since she finished her lyrics all she needed was the melody. She adjusted her guitar and started strumming the strings.
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Anyway this is the first chapter done to my weird Trigun fic. The setting is placed after the whole Knives thing. Knives will be here in the next chapter and yes he has finally adjusted to the whole human race thing. He still has his evil ideas though. Heh heh. Anyway please R/R and I'll continue typing out weird fan fiction ^_^
:: You weren't there and you weren't there dream is copyright to my good friend Corey who actually had a dream like that..o_O Makes you wonder, huh?::
Flames welcomed.
Disclaimer: I will never own Trigun. NEVER!!! I am so depressed. Oh hey!!! A BALLOON!!! * Jumps up and down, pointing at the balloon*
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Meryl sighed as she finished cleaning the kitchen. "I swear every time we buy donuts the kitchen always turns out to be a complete mess," Meryl said as she sat down next to Milly.
Milly looked up at Meryl and smiled her cheerful smile. "Maybe you should tell Mr.Vash to help you next time," giggled Milly. Meryl gave Milly an evil stare and sighed.
"Where is that broom head anyway?" questioned Meryl.
Milly giggled once again and pointed at the couch. " He fell asleep after eating twelve boxes of donuts Sempai! He fell asleep with his sunglasses on and his tongue hanging out!"
Meryl glanced at the couch and saw Vash sleeping soundly and looking like an innocent little angel. Meryl giggled as she saw him hug the box of donuts tightly to his chest.
"He's so cute when he sleeps like that" thought Meryl.
Vash turned over and opened his eye. "Where's the leakage Sempai?" he said sleepily. He sat up on the couch and rubbed his eyes, making his sunglasses go up and down. " I had a dream" Vash started " And you weren't there and you weren't there and you weren't there and you weren't there.."
Meryl glared at him with annoyance. " Let me guess..nobody was in your dream. Am I right?" she said sarcastically. Vash thought a moment and shook his head. "I'm pretty sure people were in my dream but I know that you certainly weren't!" Vash laughed
Meryl twitched an eye and sighed once again. " I can never understand you," she said chuckling a bit.
Vash smiled and looked at Milly. "How are you Stungun Milly? Feeling happy again?" he asked while stretching his arms"
Milly smiled and cheerfully replied " Happy as always Mr.Vash!"
Vash smiled and yawned. "Glad to hear it"
Meryl picked up her electric bass that she had gotten some time ago and started strumming the strings. She was pretty happy that she got one since she had nothing else to do on the Planet Gunsmoke. She even bought Milly a drum set for her birthday so they can jam together. Vash was just glad that these two insurance girls had something to do instead of just asking him a whole lot of questions like where he came from and so on and so forth.
Meryl picked up a piece of paper and pen and laid her E. Bass on the living room table. She started writing down some lyrics about her beloved Vash while he looked down at his boots for some reason.
Vash's eyes widened as he saw his boots. "Oh my god.. I never knew I had such kick ass boots." He looked at the bottom of his boots and examined them while Milly giggled. When he was done, he started looking at his hands. " Wow.I have hands." He laughed hysterically as he moved his fingers.
Meryl laughed a little and thought that he was just a little drunk. She kept on writing.
Milly glanced at Meryl's paper and smiled " I bet he's going to like that when you sing it to him Sempai!"
Meryl blushed and shook her head. "He won't have the slightest idea of what I'm singing about I'll bet" She took a glance at Vash and saw him stare at her.
Vash put on a face and said "Oh ho-ho!! The insurance girl is going to sing to her boyfriend, right? HMPH!" He put his hands on his hips and walked away.
"I told you so," Meryl said to Milly
"He'll notice one day Sempai. I know it." Milly said as she saw Vash walk away in the kitchen. "Maybe he loves you too. He just doesn't know it yet ^_^"
Vash grabbed a bag of donuts and laughed. " I LOVE YOU!!!!!" He hugged the donut bag tighter." Whoever invented donuts is a genius!!!" He pulled a chocolate donut out of the bag and looked at it. "Mmm.chocolate!" As Vash was going to take a bite Ms.Cleo came in.
Ms.Cleo ran into the room and snatched the donut away from Vash. "THIS IS MY CHOCOLATE DONUT FOO'!" She munched on it like an angry gorilla and licked her fingers. Then she walked off with her bucket of KFC.
Vash gave the "o_O" look and grabbed another donut. This time it was glazed. As he was going to take a bite, Michael Jackson moonwalked in the room.
"OOOOOH!!!" screamed Michael as he clutched his crotch. He took the donut away from Vash and smiled at him. " This donut is glazed. JUST LIKE ME!!! You go touching any of my brothers again and I'll make sure that they." Michael looked at Vash's figure and winked. " Touch you" he finished saying. He started moon walking around the room while Meryl played "Smooth Criminal" on her E. Bass.
Vash pushed Michael out of the house and shot at Michael's shoes. Michael did a quick robot and ran away. Vash shut the door and glared at Meryl. "You ever play that song again and I swear I'll break it, " he said. Meryl played the song again and Michael strolled back in out of nowhere. "OOH YEAH!!!" he yelled. Vash face faulted and sighed. He got the bag of donuts and threw a glazed donut out of the house. Michael ran after it screaming "BROTHER!!!!" and never came back.
"I just want a donut" Vash whined as he pulled out a plain donut. " This is the last one. Well, I have to make good use of it" Vash licked his lips and got ready to bite when Milly stole the donut away from him.
Milly ate the donut and did a thumbs up sign. "This one is mine Mr.Vash because you promised me you'd pay me back for the bus fare!" Vash kicked his legs up and down and banged the floor with his fists. "It's not fair!! I just wanted a donut!!! WAAAHHH!!!"
Meryl slapped Vash and reassured him that she would make more for him as long as he keeps out of trouble. Vash grinned and stuck his tongue out at Milly.
Vash straightened out his coat and walked to the front door. "Well I guess I'll be going now. I need to get my coat tailored. I'll be back soon." Vash opened the door and was about to walk off when he felt something on his shoulder. Milly smiled at him and said, "I'll go with you. I need to make sure you stay out of trouble. Plus, I need to get some pudding!!!" Milly jumped up and pictures of pudding formed in her eyes. Vash shrugged and left with Milly right by his side.
Meryl laughed as soon as they left and got back to her song. Since she finished her lyrics all she needed was the melody. She adjusted her guitar and started strumming the strings.
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Anyway this is the first chapter done to my weird Trigun fic. The setting is placed after the whole Knives thing. Knives will be here in the next chapter and yes he has finally adjusted to the whole human race thing. He still has his evil ideas though. Heh heh. Anyway please R/R and I'll continue typing out weird fan fiction ^_^
:: You weren't there and you weren't there dream is copyright to my good friend Corey who actually had a dream like that..o_O Makes you wonder, huh?::
Flames welcomed.
