Tidus's First Night:
The bonfire is burning, the whole village is celebrating, and everyone seems to be in a happy mood until.......
Tidus : walks towards Yuna
Old Woman: Get away you heathen!
Tidus: What? Come on lady, I'm like six feet away!
Old Woman: Stay away from the summoner!
Tidus: But..
Old Woman: Stay away from the summoner!
Little Kid: You're a bad man!
Tidus: BUT...
Yuna: No, everyone, it's alright.
Yuna's followers: Gasp
Old Woman: Lady Summoner, be careful!!!
Time passes as Tidus and Yuna have a friendly chat.
Yuna: Well then, see you tomorrow.*walks back to her followers*
Tidus: Hey, wait, I want to talk some more..*runs after Yuna*
Old Woman: Stay away from the summoner!
Tidus: Oh gimme a break will ya?
Old Woman: Stay away from the summoner!
Tidus: Shut Up!!
Old Woman: Stay away from the summoner!
Tidus: I mean it lady!!
Old Woman: Stay away from the summoner!
Tidus: That's it!!.* takes out sword* Take that evil hag!!!! MWA HAHAHA.* proceeds to mutilate the old woman*
Tidus: HA! That'll teach you! Go ahead, let's see how tough you are now!
Old Woman: ....
Tidus: That's right, because you know what'll happen if you do!
Old Woman: ......
Tidus: Because..I'm so strong, and superior..
Old Woman: ....
Tidus: Good. Now, where was I.*heads toward Yuna*
Old Woman:.st..sta...Stay away from the summoner!!
Tidus: What the.ahh! DIE HAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..* runs the old woman through with his sword, killing her instantly*
Tidus: HA HA HA, BUUUUUUUUURRN HAG!!!!
Yuna: Um..that was my grandmother..
Tidus: uh...*shifty eyes*..
Yuna: She was the oldest living resident in all of Spira..
Tidus:.um.*more shifty eyes*..well..Look at my new sword!
Everyone: Oooooohhh.Ahhhhhhhhh
The bonfire is burning, the whole village is celebrating, and everyone seems to be in a happy mood until.......
Tidus : walks towards Yuna
Old Woman: Get away you heathen!
Tidus: What? Come on lady, I'm like six feet away!
Old Woman: Stay away from the summoner!
Tidus: But..
Old Woman: Stay away from the summoner!
Little Kid: You're a bad man!
Tidus: BUT...
Yuna: No, everyone, it's alright.
Yuna's followers: Gasp
Old Woman: Lady Summoner, be careful!!!
Time passes as Tidus and Yuna have a friendly chat.
Yuna: Well then, see you tomorrow.*walks back to her followers*
Tidus: Hey, wait, I want to talk some more..*runs after Yuna*
Old Woman: Stay away from the summoner!
Tidus: Oh gimme a break will ya?
Old Woman: Stay away from the summoner!
Tidus: Shut Up!!
Old Woman: Stay away from the summoner!
Tidus: I mean it lady!!
Old Woman: Stay away from the summoner!
Tidus: That's it!!.* takes out sword* Take that evil hag!!!! MWA HAHAHA.* proceeds to mutilate the old woman*
Tidus: HA! That'll teach you! Go ahead, let's see how tough you are now!
Old Woman: ....
Tidus: That's right, because you know what'll happen if you do!
Old Woman: ......
Tidus: Because..I'm so strong, and superior..
Old Woman: ....
Tidus: Good. Now, where was I.*heads toward Yuna*
Old Woman:.st..sta...Stay away from the summoner!!
Tidus: What the.ahh! DIE HAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..* runs the old woman through with his sword, killing her instantly*
Tidus: HA HA HA, BUUUUUUUUURRN HAG!!!!
Yuna: Um..that was my grandmother..
Tidus: uh...*shifty eyes*..
Yuna: She was the oldest living resident in all of Spira..
Tidus:.um.*more shifty eyes*..well..Look at my new sword!
Everyone: Oooooohhh.Ahhhhhhhhh
