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A/N: I realize I haven't even started a Chapter three for "Hermione's Revenge" but I got this idea in my head and I needed to indulge it. I'm sorry.. I am working on it after I get chapter two of this up.
Albus Dumbledore sat in his office behind his desk with a gleeful expression on his face. 'Hmmmm,' he thought to himself, 'I wonder what their reactions will be when I anounce this.' An evil smirk overtook his mouth. 'They'll wish Voldemort was alive and Headmaster, even, of Hogwarts. Oh well, It'll be fun for me at least. 'With that thought still in mind, Albus headed down to breakfast to break the news.
* * *
As soon as everyone was in the Great Hall and seated, Dumbledore raised his glass goblet and tapped it with his wand. The sound echoed ten times louder than if he had done it with a spoon or fork. Everyone snapped their heads to see what was up. Hermione, Harry and Ron were all especially intrigued because they had spotted him coming down the marble staircase with a sinister smirk on his face. When it was Albus Dumbledore whose doing the smirking, one had better watch out, because that was rarely a good sign.
"Everyone," boomed Dumbledore, sounding very pleased with himself, "I have a very special anouncement to make, this applies to all staff members as well...."
"Uh-oh," said Hermione, "I dont like the sound of that." Dumbledore continued.
"....We will be putting on a school musical!" Most people groaned at this, but some, like Colin and Dennis Creevy were saying things like 'yay!' and 'woohoo!'. When everyone had calmed down, Dumbledore continued. "All students from year six and up will participate in the auditions, as well as all staff members with the exception of Mr. Filch, who is excused on the account of needing to nurse Mrs. Norris back to health after that fiasko with the 'Ton Tongue Taffy." He glared all over the student body as well as Snape did in potions classes. "And I think it is safe to say, that if we ever find who did it, they will be expelled immidiately after beleivable evidence is given." He finished severely. "On a lighter note, The audtitions are to be held tommorrow afternoon, they will begin at 1:30 pm Sharp. I expect everyone, including the auditionees, to be seated and ready to go by then, or else I will permit Professor Snape and Professor McGonnigall to hand out detentions as they see fit." With that, Dumbledore left the students to eat their breakfast in peace.
"Yes! This is great!" exclaimed Ron. Hermione and Harry looked at him weirdly. He then explained himself. "Well, the One thirty double potions lesson is cancelled then, right?"
"Well, I suppose so, but I think I can honestly say that I would rather take an extra year of NEWT Potions classes than get up and sing in front of the ebtire school, If I sound horrible, the Slytherins would be unbearable!" Harry spoke with a bit of sorrow in his voice.
"Good Point Harry, but just think, Crabbe and Goyle will be funny to see sing.... and bring earplugs for Pansy Parkinson's performance. I heard her sing once, and it sounded like that egg you had in your fourth year for the tournament." Harry, Ron, Neville, Dean, Seamus and Ginny all laughed at this.
"Hey Potty," another voice cut in, what do you think you'll do, a pop hit or a rock number?" Everyone turned to see who was standing behind Ginny.
"Hey, ferret-man, I dunno yet.... you?"
"Not a clue. Just be forwarned, my gorious girlfriend girlfriend here," he pointed to Ginny, She blushed and looked at Ron, who almost choked on his eggs, "Is going to blow you out of the water. Every single one of you." Then he walked away. Ron's face was turnig redder by the second.
"You... never... told....me..... you.... were.... going.....out.....with........Malfoy!" Ron shouted at Ginny so loud that the entire hall went silent. Professor McGonnigall shouted,
"That's enough Mr. Weasley!!!" Ron sank down into his seat at the sound of her voice, but he continued to glare at Ginny and Malfoy interchangeably all through the rest of breakfast.
* * *
The girls got to the girls dormitories section and invited Ginny and her friend in fifth year, Jhenna Rosko, to join them in a brainstorming session, which they graciously excepted. They were all sitting on either Hermione's be facing Parvati's or Parvati's facing Hermione's, and every single one of them were giving ideas out.....
"How about some muggle songs? Uhm.... you guys could do a quartet couldn't you? What about 'Lady Marmalade'? No?.... Okay..." Jhenna tried to help, and she did later on...."My mum's a music teacher for a muggle college, maybe you guys could sing something and I could come up with a song You can learn that'll match your voices?" Everyone agreed. Hermione went first. "Uhm, something from this album, I think, and she handed Hermione something with a black girl on the front that said her name was 'Brandy'. Ginny was next. Christina Agulara, and the same for Parvati. For Lavender, Jhenna decided that a Leeyanne Rhymes was the way to go. Then the other 6th year Gryffindor girls.
* * *
The day of the auditions and everyone was nervous. They had a free day to do whatever they liked until 1:30 that afternoon. Professor McGonnigall invited Hermione and Ginny to the Teacher auditions, when they were half way through to see her perform.
After Professor Mcgonnigall had performed a lovely Jazz peice, she came over to Hermione and Ginny as they were setting the stage for something a bit different. "So how was I?" She asked excitedly.
"That performance was mind-blowing!" Ginny said. Hermione nodded and added,
"Absolutely fantastic!" McGonnigall plopped herself down next to Ginny and Hermione in the temporary auditorium.
"Lets watch Sirius in his 'RockStar' attire!" She giggled.
After Harry's fifth year, in their 6th as a matter of fact, Hermione had discovered a very rarely idealized ressurection spell. Sirius for the most part was...horrified and asked if it was hell that he was brought to... but when he saw Harry he brightened up a bit, however he is still obsessed with death. He was now the Professor of Ancient Runes.
Lupin was, once again, The DADA Teacher for this year. Albus Dumbledore had discovered a cure for his wolfi-ish-ness and was now known world wide as a top Potions Master. Thinking of Potions Master.......
"Professor? Has Professor Snape 'auditioned' yet?" Ginny giggled at
Hermione's curiousity. McGonnigall giggled like a schoolgirl (wait a minute! Hold the phone! Minerva giggles? wow.... I really am messed up when it comes to HG/SS pairings! oO?).
"No, Hermione," she said, still trying to get a hold on herself, "He has not. He's on after Remus, who is on after Sirius." Hermione nodded. She didn't find it unnerving that Minerva was using first names with her and Ginny, as she knewn that Minerva knew that they could and were allowed to when it wasn't in class or around other students. Hermione checked her watch, it was now 9:08 am. Sirius was making it onto the stage. He then tapped the magical microphone to check if it was working, which it was and began to sing with his red electric guitar that was in the shape of a "V". He began singing a song that Hermione and Ginny recognized as an american muggle song by 'Puddle of Mudd' entitled 'She hates me'
"Met a girl,thought she was grand, fell in love, found out first hand It went well for a week or two Then it all came unglued, In a trap, trip i cant grip I never thought I'd be the one who slipped Then i started to realize I was living one big lie She fucking hates me......"
Minerva shoved her hands over Ginny's ears and Ginny was trying to fight her off so she could hear the song. Hermione finally interjected. "She swears all the time, there's no point to it." Minerva reluctantly withdrew her hands. Then they watched and listened to the rest of the song. After it was over, some students started filing in to see who was swearing. Harry, Ron, Neville, Colin and Dennis all sat on the other side of Ginny. Minerva got up and said,
"I'd better start monitering the crowd!" Hermione grabbed her arm before she left becuse she needed to ask something.
"Can we go and stand in front of the stage as they're singing?" Minerva looked surprised and then said,
"Well, I don't see why not, as long as you don't insult the performers." Hermione said a hurried thank you, and grabbed Ginny's arm.
"You wanna learn how to mosh muggle style?" Ginny nodded with a huge grin on her face. Hermione then dragged Ginny to the front of the stage. Cho Chang (who had failed a year) joined them and soon many Gryffindors and Ravenclaws were grouped up in front of the stage. Then Remus came on. He had hold of a hot pink warlock shaped guitar and was about to sing when he noticed the crowd at his feet. He also noticed that Hermione was front row center, with Ginny by her side.
Then he started singing.
"8 o'clock Monday night and I'm waiting, To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me, Her name is Nona, She's a rocker with a nose ring She wears a two way but I'm not quite sure what that means..."
But by the look on Harry's face, he obviousely did. Hermione was now teaching everyone how to mosh and the boys were being exceptionally brutal...Hell... Even Sirius had joined in the fun, moshing with an overly eager and amazingly tough little guy named Flitwick. They were right in the middle of the mosh crowd. Even some of the Slytherins were joining in. Malfoy had weasled his way to the front row, right next to Hermione, who he whispered this to:
"So Hermione, Are you having fun?" She turned and nodded. Then he was dragged over next to Ginny. The song ended and Remus was rewarded with screams, clapping and wolf-whistles coming from Sirius.
Then it was Snape's turn. A/N: awwwww how cuuute.. Lol this is gonna be fun. hope you all like. Please Review!
A/N: I realize I haven't even started a Chapter three for "Hermione's Revenge" but I got this idea in my head and I needed to indulge it. I'm sorry.. I am working on it after I get chapter two of this up.
Albus Dumbledore sat in his office behind his desk with a gleeful expression on his face. 'Hmmmm,' he thought to himself, 'I wonder what their reactions will be when I anounce this.' An evil smirk overtook his mouth. 'They'll wish Voldemort was alive and Headmaster, even, of Hogwarts. Oh well, It'll be fun for me at least. 'With that thought still in mind, Albus headed down to breakfast to break the news.
* * *
As soon as everyone was in the Great Hall and seated, Dumbledore raised his glass goblet and tapped it with his wand. The sound echoed ten times louder than if he had done it with a spoon or fork. Everyone snapped their heads to see what was up. Hermione, Harry and Ron were all especially intrigued because they had spotted him coming down the marble staircase with a sinister smirk on his face. When it was Albus Dumbledore whose doing the smirking, one had better watch out, because that was rarely a good sign.
"Everyone," boomed Dumbledore, sounding very pleased with himself, "I have a very special anouncement to make, this applies to all staff members as well...."
"Uh-oh," said Hermione, "I dont like the sound of that." Dumbledore continued.
"....We will be putting on a school musical!" Most people groaned at this, but some, like Colin and Dennis Creevy were saying things like 'yay!' and 'woohoo!'. When everyone had calmed down, Dumbledore continued. "All students from year six and up will participate in the auditions, as well as all staff members with the exception of Mr. Filch, who is excused on the account of needing to nurse Mrs. Norris back to health after that fiasko with the 'Ton Tongue Taffy." He glared all over the student body as well as Snape did in potions classes. "And I think it is safe to say, that if we ever find who did it, they will be expelled immidiately after beleivable evidence is given." He finished severely. "On a lighter note, The audtitions are to be held tommorrow afternoon, they will begin at 1:30 pm Sharp. I expect everyone, including the auditionees, to be seated and ready to go by then, or else I will permit Professor Snape and Professor McGonnigall to hand out detentions as they see fit." With that, Dumbledore left the students to eat their breakfast in peace.
"Yes! This is great!" exclaimed Ron. Hermione and Harry looked at him weirdly. He then explained himself. "Well, the One thirty double potions lesson is cancelled then, right?"
"Well, I suppose so, but I think I can honestly say that I would rather take an extra year of NEWT Potions classes than get up and sing in front of the ebtire school, If I sound horrible, the Slytherins would be unbearable!" Harry spoke with a bit of sorrow in his voice.
"Good Point Harry, but just think, Crabbe and Goyle will be funny to see sing.... and bring earplugs for Pansy Parkinson's performance. I heard her sing once, and it sounded like that egg you had in your fourth year for the tournament." Harry, Ron, Neville, Dean, Seamus and Ginny all laughed at this.
"Hey Potty," another voice cut in, what do you think you'll do, a pop hit or a rock number?" Everyone turned to see who was standing behind Ginny.
"Hey, ferret-man, I dunno yet.... you?"
"Not a clue. Just be forwarned, my gorious girlfriend girlfriend here," he pointed to Ginny, She blushed and looked at Ron, who almost choked on his eggs, "Is going to blow you out of the water. Every single one of you." Then he walked away. Ron's face was turnig redder by the second.
"You... never... told....me..... you.... were.... going.....out.....with........Malfoy!" Ron shouted at Ginny so loud that the entire hall went silent. Professor McGonnigall shouted,
"That's enough Mr. Weasley!!!" Ron sank down into his seat at the sound of her voice, but he continued to glare at Ginny and Malfoy interchangeably all through the rest of breakfast.
* * *
The girls got to the girls dormitories section and invited Ginny and her friend in fifth year, Jhenna Rosko, to join them in a brainstorming session, which they graciously excepted. They were all sitting on either Hermione's be facing Parvati's or Parvati's facing Hermione's, and every single one of them were giving ideas out.....
"How about some muggle songs? Uhm.... you guys could do a quartet couldn't you? What about 'Lady Marmalade'? No?.... Okay..." Jhenna tried to help, and she did later on...."My mum's a music teacher for a muggle college, maybe you guys could sing something and I could come up with a song You can learn that'll match your voices?" Everyone agreed. Hermione went first. "Uhm, something from this album, I think, and she handed Hermione something with a black girl on the front that said her name was 'Brandy'. Ginny was next. Christina Agulara, and the same for Parvati. For Lavender, Jhenna decided that a Leeyanne Rhymes was the way to go. Then the other 6th year Gryffindor girls.
* * *
The day of the auditions and everyone was nervous. They had a free day to do whatever they liked until 1:30 that afternoon. Professor McGonnigall invited Hermione and Ginny to the Teacher auditions, when they were half way through to see her perform.
After Professor Mcgonnigall had performed a lovely Jazz peice, she came over to Hermione and Ginny as they were setting the stage for something a bit different. "So how was I?" She asked excitedly.
"That performance was mind-blowing!" Ginny said. Hermione nodded and added,
"Absolutely fantastic!" McGonnigall plopped herself down next to Ginny and Hermione in the temporary auditorium.
"Lets watch Sirius in his 'RockStar' attire!" She giggled.
After Harry's fifth year, in their 6th as a matter of fact, Hermione had discovered a very rarely idealized ressurection spell. Sirius for the most part was...horrified and asked if it was hell that he was brought to... but when he saw Harry he brightened up a bit, however he is still obsessed with death. He was now the Professor of Ancient Runes.
Lupin was, once again, The DADA Teacher for this year. Albus Dumbledore had discovered a cure for his wolfi-ish-ness and was now known world wide as a top Potions Master. Thinking of Potions Master.......
"Professor? Has Professor Snape 'auditioned' yet?" Ginny giggled at
Hermione's curiousity. McGonnigall giggled like a schoolgirl (wait a minute! Hold the phone! Minerva giggles? wow.... I really am messed up when it comes to HG/SS pairings! oO?).
"No, Hermione," she said, still trying to get a hold on herself, "He has not. He's on after Remus, who is on after Sirius." Hermione nodded. She didn't find it unnerving that Minerva was using first names with her and Ginny, as she knewn that Minerva knew that they could and were allowed to when it wasn't in class or around other students. Hermione checked her watch, it was now 9:08 am. Sirius was making it onto the stage. He then tapped the magical microphone to check if it was working, which it was and began to sing with his red electric guitar that was in the shape of a "V". He began singing a song that Hermione and Ginny recognized as an american muggle song by 'Puddle of Mudd' entitled 'She hates me'
"Met a girl,thought she was grand, fell in love, found out first hand It went well for a week or two Then it all came unglued, In a trap, trip i cant grip I never thought I'd be the one who slipped Then i started to realize I was living one big lie She fucking hates me......"
Minerva shoved her hands over Ginny's ears and Ginny was trying to fight her off so she could hear the song. Hermione finally interjected. "She swears all the time, there's no point to it." Minerva reluctantly withdrew her hands. Then they watched and listened to the rest of the song. After it was over, some students started filing in to see who was swearing. Harry, Ron, Neville, Colin and Dennis all sat on the other side of Ginny. Minerva got up and said,
"I'd better start monitering the crowd!" Hermione grabbed her arm before she left becuse she needed to ask something.
"Can we go and stand in front of the stage as they're singing?" Minerva looked surprised and then said,
"Well, I don't see why not, as long as you don't insult the performers." Hermione said a hurried thank you, and grabbed Ginny's arm.
"You wanna learn how to mosh muggle style?" Ginny nodded with a huge grin on her face. Hermione then dragged Ginny to the front of the stage. Cho Chang (who had failed a year) joined them and soon many Gryffindors and Ravenclaws were grouped up in front of the stage. Then Remus came on. He had hold of a hot pink warlock shaped guitar and was about to sing when he noticed the crowd at his feet. He also noticed that Hermione was front row center, with Ginny by her side.
Then he started singing.
"8 o'clock Monday night and I'm waiting, To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me, Her name is Nona, She's a rocker with a nose ring She wears a two way but I'm not quite sure what that means..."
But by the look on Harry's face, he obviousely did. Hermione was now teaching everyone how to mosh and the boys were being exceptionally brutal...Hell... Even Sirius had joined in the fun, moshing with an overly eager and amazingly tough little guy named Flitwick. They were right in the middle of the mosh crowd. Even some of the Slytherins were joining in. Malfoy had weasled his way to the front row, right next to Hermione, who he whispered this to:
"So Hermione, Are you having fun?" She turned and nodded. Then he was dragged over next to Ginny. The song ended and Remus was rewarded with screams, clapping and wolf-whistles coming from Sirius.
Then it was Snape's turn. A/N: awwwww how cuuute.. Lol this is gonna be fun. hope you all like. Please Review!
