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"Goddess witch, are you wearing a muggle chastity belt?"

"What?" Hermione said, lifting her head off the pillow. "What the hell?" She grabbed her wand, quickly trying to break the locks and wards.

"Hermione, if you didn't want to have sex, you could have just said no!"

"Severus, I swear I didn't do this."

"Who would do something this stupid?"

"Harry grabbed me and hugged me when I was leaving Ginny's flat. I'm going to kill him!"

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"Oh Harry, do that again," Ginny said, giggling.

Harry felt the flat shake and jumped up abruptly when the door flew off its hinges. Hermione stepped inside the flat; her hair was tussled from the force of blowing the door off and her face flushed. "Harry Potter, you effing prat, if you don't take this off now I swear you won't be able to piss right for a year!"

Harry looked at where Hermione's wand was pointed and shuddered. "All right, Hermione. Just put down your wand!"

"What happened, Hermione?" Ginny asked as she propped her self up on her elbows.

"Your boyfriend used a spell to put a chastity belt on me. Severus and I have spent the last hour trying to remove it!"

Ginny abruptly kicked Harry off the sofa. "Harry, you idiot, that isn't funny."

"Severus doesn't think it's funny, either!"

Harry sat on the floor with a look of bewilderment on his face. "Severus Snape our old Potions master?!"

"He's waiting, Harry. NOW!"

Harry stood, lifted his wand, and removed the spell and the wards and then fell back to the floor.

"I'm sorry, Ginny. I will owl you with the details later."

"Don't do anything I wouldn't do." Ginny giggled and looked over at Harry.

Hermione wiggled her eyebrows. "I won't."

Hermione repaired the door before Apparating back to her flat.

Ginny smiled at seductively Harry. "Now, Harry, where did we leave off?"

"Ginny, Hermione is doin' Snape, we may never have sex again!

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