[ you join us at a tense moment duel fans, yugi moto duelist kingdom winner, battle city champ and slayer of eliminators in one corner, seto kaiba possibly the greatest duelist who has ever lived in the other]

Commentator: oohh and theres yugis dark magician destroying kaibas rabid horseman, it looks like the end for kaiba isnt that right bubba

Bubba: it sure is as yugi has 3 to 0 monsters in his favour.

Commentator: oh wait theres kaibas saggi the dark clown and crush card combo, if yugi attacks it could turn this duel around

Bubba: oh and yugi is sacrificing all 3 of his monsters for..

Commentator: could it be?

Bubba: yes it is!!

Both: SLYFER THE SKY DRAGON

Commentator: ohh and saggi will feel that one in the morning

Bobba: oh and wait, yes kaiba is admiting defeat

Kaiba: I am no match for you yugi you are the greatest duelist of all

Yugi: what did you say?

Kaiba: I said wake up mr moto

Yugi: huh? [springs awake]

Mr walker: I hope my maths lesson isnt boring you is it?

Yugi: oh no, I was just tired and..

Mr walker: oh don't worry you will have plenty of time to sleep during detention!!

[after class]

Yugi: I just cant stop thinking about the return of battle city

Joey: think you can win again?

Tea: its still no excuse for dozing off during class

Yugi: yeah I know but..

Tea: math is important you know [waves index finger]

Tristan: I don't get it yugi!!

Tea: see even tristan agrees with me

Tristan: mr walker said you would have plenty of time to sleep during detention but if you go to sleep during detention you will just end up with more detention!!

Tea: [angry] do none of ye even care??

Joey: yeah he does have a point, you should hold him to it yugi!!

Yugi: yeah I guess I should [laughs]

Tristan: come on the lunchtime duels will be starting soon

Joey: yeah lets go

[ all 3 walk off]

Tea: does anyone even care what I have to say?

Bakura: oh hey tea, did you see yugi?

Tea: yeah sure, did you see what happened in maths class??

Bakura: I sure did, but I don't get how mr walker said you would have plenty of time to sleep during detention cos if you fell asleep during.

Tea: [slaps bakura across the head]

Bakura: he-ey what was that for??

Tea: [walks off]

[meanwhile]

crowd: come on yugi lay your god card!!

Gary: ah ha monster reborn so I revive your great sheild gardna [0/2600] under my control

Yugi: activate brain control [flips card] and now I play polymirzation to combine great sheild gardna with jurai gumo to create perfect moment [2700/2500]

Tristan: oh man gary is gonna lose again

Joey: yeah and he thought he would win the lunchtime tournament but once again yugi wipes the floor with him

Gary: I place this monster in defence and end my turn

Tristan: hey he doesent seem worried that yugis about to demolish him

Joey: ATTACK YUGI

Yugi: I play dark piercing light and your monster is revealed to be man- eater bug [250/300] its too bad that its effect wont be activated since I played it sensibly and didn't attack

Joey: [scratchs back] he he I knew that

Gary: its too bad that you wont destroy me this turn!!

Yugi: im afraid I will!!

Gary: what?

Yugi: I place sprint shoes on the field and it eliminates the one turn wait I have to suffer when a sacrificed monster is placed on the field and so now I sacrifice all 3 of my monsters for..

Crowd: gasp!! Could it be..

Joey: its his god card

Tristan: sure is

Bakura: hey guys [taps joey and tristan on their shoulder]

Tristan: not now bakura

Joey: yeah cant you see we are watching the final!!

Bakura: but I want to know wheres yugi?

Tristan: [silent] points to match

Yugi: SLYFER THE SKY DRAGON

Gary: ah I have a monster in defence so you wont be able to defeat me in one turn

Yugi: STOP DEFENCE

Gary: huh? Oh man this aint good. but you have only 3 cards in your hand so slyfers attack will only be 3000 and I have 5000 life points

Yugi: I know [reveals card] graceful charity allows me to draw three more cards and now I have 6

Joey: alright yugi!!!

Yugi: attack slyfer

Crowd: yeah!!!!, yugi wins again

Gary: [scowls] a lucky win

Joey: no luck about it!!!

Gary: oh yes im sorry I forgot that you are an expert on lucky victorys wheeler

Joey: ye what? I was..

Gary: yeah we know loser in duelist kingdom and a loser in battle city, even yugi had to clear up the eliminators for you

Joey: alright if you want a duel you got it!!

Yugi: before you do that gary my prize

Gary: yeah yeah as promised heres your darkness approachs card

Yugi: thanks

Gary: now shit down wheeler and face me or are you too much of a chicken?

Joey: I was gonna let you off but now your in for a thrashing!!

Yugi: wow another card!!

Tristan: you must have em all by now!!

Yugi: no way im not even close, new cards are being made quicker then I can collect them but entering in this lunchtime tournament was a good idea to increase the amount of cards I havve, I feel that im ready for the battle city tournament now!!

Tristan: hey that's great, just wish I could say the same for him

Joey: What!?! NO WAY CAN THAT BE A FAIR MOVE!!! That card probably isnt legal anyway.

Bakura: hey yugi there you are

Yugi: oh hey bakura, whats up

Bakura: well I was thinking about the battle city tournament and I think that I want to enter it as well [takes out deck]

Yugi: oh are you sure

Tristan: [snatches deck] lemme see that!! Hmm dark sanctuary, crazed knight, headless knight, zombie warrior these are your dark sides cards!!!

Bakura: yes I know, but he does have good cards

Yugi: are you sure you want to enter bakura

Bakura: oh yes, of course its only a bit of fun really!!

Tristan: all right joey lost wanna go and register for battle city now?

Yugi: you bet

Joey: eh heh would you believe it, that guy was getting so humiliated by me that I felt sorry for him so we called it draw.

Tristan: yeah sure, so are you coming to register for battle city?

Joey: bunking off school? Sure im in!!

Yugi: the office isnt open at any other time so what choice do we have?

Tristan: yeah yeah come on lets go

[ at the registration office]

clerk: ah yugi moto have you selected a range of 60 cards?

Yugi: yup

Clerk: very well [takes deck and scans it] ahh so your best card is the volcano warrior [2700/2500] very good

Yugi: yes my grandfather gave to me before I went to the battle islands

Clerk: ahh yes no reminder is needed of pegasus and his tricks

Joey: here do my deck next [someone knocks his deck out of his hand]

Kaiba: oh im sorry little puppy I didn't see you

Joey: you wanna piece of me

Tristan: [holds joey back] now Is not the time joey!!

Kaiba: here scan me deck

Clerk: very well, ahh seto kaiba strongest card the blue eyes white dragon

Joey: now do mine!!!

Yugi: hey kaiba arent you running battle city this time?

Kaiba: kaiba corp is running it yes but this time I want more of the action so im leaving the running to mokuba and the tech. Department

Clerk: hmmm joey wheeler strongest card the green eyes emerald dragon I have never heard of you mr wheeler

Joey: huh I was a finalist in duelist kingdom and battle city not to mention I won pegasus trophy!! Battle island remember?

Tristan: all right come on joey [drags him off]

Kaiba: remember yugi the tournament starts soon so make sure your ready!!