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Chapter 1:

Ed opened his eyes to see nothing but white. He looked around and blinked to make sure he was seeing ok. Still, all he saw was white. Ed rubbed his eyes and pinched himself to make sure he wasen't dreaming. Still, all he saw was white. "OMG!! I'M DEAD!!" Ed yelled.

Al was on the floor next to Ed sleeping peacefully and drooling at the same time. He rolled over and bumped into Ed, scaring him.

"AAAAHHHHH!!!!! SNOW BUNNIES!!!" Ed yelled.

Al mumbled and gurgled from his drool. "The kitties are escaping! Catch them, brother!" Al said in his sleep.

Ed realized it was Al who bumped into him and turned around to shake his brother awake. "Al! Alphonse! Wake up!"

Al shifted uncomfortably and kicked Ed in the face. "AAAAHHHH!!! ALIENS!!! SPACE ALIENS ARE TRYING TO TAKE MY BRAIN!!" Al yelled in his sleep, kicking Ed constantly in the face.

"Ouch! Ow! OW OW!!! Owie! Al! Alphonse! It's me! Ow---ALPHONSE WAKE UP!!!!" Ed yelled trying to hold Al's kicking foot back.

Al sprung up. "OhnoI'mlateforschool!" Al said all at once.

Ed sighed, releived that Al stopped kicking. He rubbed the bruises he had on his face and glared at Al. "Bout time you woke up!" he said angrily.

Al looked around and blinked. "BROTHER!!! WE'RE DEAD!!!" he yelled waving his arms up and down, almost smacking Ed in the face.

Ed stopped Al's hands from flying around so much. "If we're dead then why do I hurt so much?" he asked, holding his cheek which started to sweal up from Al's kicking.

Al saw that Ed had bruises on his face. "Ed! Did the aliens get you too?" he asked.

Ed blinked. "Aliens? What are you talking about? I got these from a certain someone who can't control their dreams!" Ed said annoyed.

Al scratched his head. "The Colonel?"

Ed sighed. "Never mind..." He stood up and looked around. The whiteness he saw were walls. "Al! We're not dead! We're trapped in a white room."

Al's eyes grew wide. "Oh no! We're gonna die!! How do we get out?"

Ed walked over to a wall and touched it. "We transmute a door!" Ed said and claped his hands but nothing happened. "What the---?" he tried again but nothing happened. "What's going on!? My alchemy isen't working!!!" he yelled.

Al walked over and tried to transmute a door as well but nothing happened. "We're useless!" Al said sliding down the wall and sat on the floor.

A vein popped out of Ed's head. "We're not useless! The Colonel is useless!" he said, kicking the wall.

"I'm not useless, Fullmetal!" Ed and Al heard a fimiliar voice say.

"Oh no..." Ed said not wanting to turn around. "Colonel? What are you doing in here? Better yet...Why are we in here in the first place?"

Roy walked up to the two and stared at them. "How should I know? I was in my office doing paperwork and the next thing I know is I'm waking up in this white room."

Al jumped up. "Colonel! Since you're here, maybe you can get us out!" he said happily.

Ed groaned afraid to admit it. "Yeah, we need your help. Neither Al or I can do alchemy. Maybe you can burn the walls down or something."

Roy smirk. "Just leave everything to me! I'll save the day!" Roy said taking out his gloves.

"Don't get cocky!" Ed pointed out.

Al just stood by and watched as Roy snapped his finger engulfing the wall in flames. Nothing was happening to the wall but the flames got bigger until it stretched through the whole room. "Oh my..." Al said his eyes getting big.

Ed quickly panicked. "Colonel stop, you idiot!" he yelled.

"I can't!" Roy said trying to avoid the growing flames.

The flames got bigger until it engulfed everybody then the flames died down and disappeared. Standing in the room were three black figures. Ed coughed out a black cloud, Al was tearing up from being covered in soot, and Roy sneezed making black soot fly everywhere.

Al got up and went to his brother singing "I'm just a little black rain cloud, hovering over the huney tree..." from Winnie the Pooh.

Ed sweatdropped. "Well so much for the Colonel saving the day!" Ed said brushing himself off.

"Oh shut up!" Roy said now in his chibi form, sitting on the ground. "Now what do we do?"

End Chapter 1. What do you think? Is it funny enough? Please review!!!