yeah...if this makes since to you...i congratulate you...it doesn't rhyme...barely... and i was bored so lol... I hope you like it!

Alice, Alice, what have we here?

The mad cat is back

With the mad hatters hat

He gins from ear to ear

Following you there to here

So listen to the chuckles

as he gives advice to you

But your wary of trusting

a cat who's not here

So listen dearie

It's all right to hear

He's not that bad

For he'll lend his ear

To listen to your troubles.

He may act a brat

for he really is

but he is sometimes sane

if only a moment

to give advice at a moments notice.