Hello everyone, and welcome for a truly weird story. This is going to be one hell of a cross-over fic. Also, for everyone who is disappointed because of AnimeFreak84's halt in writing, then you will be enthralled about this fic. Why? Because it is a foint-fic between her an me. This story will be an Azumanga Daioh/Invader Zim/Aqua Teen Hunger Force crossover. There will ALSO be plenty of OC characters. Including Black Mage (From my FF Tactics story, which has nothing to do with FF Tactics) and Pix, and Irken outcast. (My OC Irken) It shouldn't be too hard to find out who wrote which parts of the story. Enough stalling, enjoy the fic.
Disclaimer – We (Sanoon and AnimeFreak84) Do not own any of the character from any of the shows. However, AnimeFreak owns Zim's kids, and Sanoon owns Black Mages great personality skills and Pix. Everyone else goes to their respective owners.
Freeing the Doomed
A joint-fic by Sanoon and AnimeFreak84
Chapter 1: It begins…
It was a 'normal' Saturday in the household of a very strange teenage girl named Antasia, who lives in Florida. DAMN THAT LUCKY BITCH! Lol! Anywhoozle, it was the afternoon and she was having her slave-bitches, Tallest Red and Zoey busting their asses while their daughter, Momoko, watched.
"OH, WINSTON! GET ME A FUCKING SANDWICH!" Antasia commanded.
"ZIP IT, PSYCHO BITCH! I ALREADY GOT IT COVERED!" Tallest Red snapped, shoving the plate with peanut butter and jelly sandwich at her. It was her favorite kind.
"I WANT ANOTHER FIVE MORE, GODDAMNIT! AND TELL ME YOU'LL DO SO IN ITALIAN!" she said.
Tallest Red counted to ten in his head before he gave Antasia a plastic smile, while curling his hand up into a fist. "Chiuda in su e muoia! BWEH" (Shut up and die! BWEH!) He shouted to her, sticking his tongue out at her in at the last part like a little kid on those anime shows do when they're pissed off. He went to go get her five more sandwiches, which is her favorite food, besides pasta, cake, popcorn and chocolate.
Antasia laughed evilly and turned to Zoey. "AND YOU, MADONNA! TURN ON THE TV AND CHANGE THE CHANEL BY HAND NINE HUNDRED TIMES! AND TELL ME YOU'LL DO SO IN SWEDISH!" She commanded.
Zoey growled and gritted her teeth. "Jag hata du med en lidelse!" (I hate you with a passion!) She spat at her master, causing her to laugh more.
(Authors Note: I knew the Swedish one. A friend taught me it. I had to look up how to translate 'Shut up and die!' in Italian. Which is weird because I'm not Swedish...but I'm Italian. Ha! Lol!)
"HOT DAMN! HAVING YOU TWO FOR SLAVES IS AWESOME!" Antasia screamed.
"Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! DAMMN!" Momoko squealed, happily.
Tallest Red and Zoey were living god-awful lives in this house. Ever since Antasia abducted them...they've been forced to carry out her every command for hours and hours and hours everyday.
And...
They weren't even getting paid!
DUN...DUN...DUN!
Their two-year-old daughter however, was living a great life. Antasia's not THAT mean to make a toddler be her slave-bitch! She had a little, fragmented piece of a heart somewhere in her body, believe it or not.
While Tallest Red was done making the second peanut butter and jelly sandwich, someone busted in through the window of the kitchen wearing a ski mask.
It was Tallest Purple.
"P-PUR? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU-" Tallest Red shouted, shocked.
"HA! I KNEW I got the right house! BET YOU FEEL STUPID NOW, DON'T YOU, YOTSUBA-CHAN?" Tallest Purple shouted in a cocky voice.
Yotsuba, who was also wearing a ski mask, tumbled through the window. "Aww, BARNACLES!" she said, snapping her fingers in disappointment.
Then Yotsuba looked at Tallest Red and blushed. She could barely contain herself any longer and glomped him!
"OH, RED! I MISSED YOU SO GODDAMN MUCH!" Yotsuba said, sobbing from happiness.
"I MISSED YOUR DAILY, HORRIFYING GLOMPING!" Tallest Red shouted, also sobbing from happiness.
"WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL THIS SHIT?" Tallest Purple shouted, confused.
Then Antasia came in the room.
"Oh! What have we got here?" she said, with a smirk on her face.
Later on, Yotsuba and Tallest Purple were dressed in French maid outfits like Tallest Red and Zoey.
"Tallest Purple, your new name is Amy and Yotsuba, your new name is Ricardo! You two will be my other slave-bitches! You got me?" Antasia said.
"WHY DO I HAVE TO BE NAMED AMY?" Tallest Purple asked.
"BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID SO, JERK!" Antasia retorted.
"WHY DO WE ALL HAVE TO SCREAM?" Zoey questioned.
"I LOVE MY NEW NAME! IT. ROCKS. ASS!" Yotsuba yelled.
"IT DOES NOT, YOTSUBA-CHAN, YOU DING-DONG!" Tallest Red screamed.
"BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH!" Momoko said.
They all looked at the two year old with disturbed faces.
Little did Antasia know at the time that Tallest Red sent out a distress signal, hoping that someone would come to rescue him.
In a small crappy town called Wauseon, located in Ohio, a teenager was sitting in front of his computer, writing a small document, when a man in blue robes walked into his room. His yellow eyes were glowing brightly, and since you couldn't see his face, observing his eyes is the only way to know if he was angry or happy. It's usually the first.
"Travis, the games already starting," he said in a quite, angry voice. "Are you even going to come down and play?"
"Ohh, the game started?" Travis asked without even directing his attention towards the man in the room. "What game?"
"Halo 2," the man replied.
"Who's playin'?" Travis asked.
"Me, Meatwad, and Pix," the man replied.
"Ehh…all right," Travis replied. "I'll be down in a minute, Black Mage."
Black Mage walked out of the room, and headed for the basement. Travis closed word, and checked his E-mail account one last time. He had a message. It was from someone simply entitled, 'Tallests'. He clicked on it and read the message. "Tallest Red and Purple have been captured," Travis whispered to himself. "Please help me. I am being held captive in a high-class housing complex called 'The Trails' in Ormond Beach, Florida." After a few seconds of though, Travis mumbled, "Well that's strange." Travis moved the mouse and clicked on the reply button.
'Hello Red and Purple,' Travis thought as he typed it out. 'I will help you only if you give me what I want. I'll also need your phone number so I can contact you,' and clicked, Send. He smiled as he put his computer on stand-by and rushed off to the basement for some Halo goodness.
Sanoon – How's that for ya? More to come soon. For those who liked, review please. Ohh, and flames will be useless.
AnimeFreak84 – Don't bother flaming me. I won't read it. Oh yeah! I hope you don't need a psychologist after this! lol! lol!
