my first ouran fanfic yes this is a Kyouya one i love him! lol try not to be too mean plz constructive criticism is always appreciated just don't b rude about it arigato enjoy!


The normal day at Ouran Academy. The Host Club had just closed up shop, after giving their guests a taste of what afternoon tea was like in England. Dressed in waiter's suits and all, Tamaki was fussing over Haruhi and why she needed to dress more like a girl. "Senpai! Yamete! We've gone over this before!" she cried out in distress.

The Hitachiin twins were dancing around coming up with all the crazy, girlie outfits Haruhi could wear. Honey was clutching Usa-chan while jumping up and down in agreement of how cute Haru-chan is. Kyouya and Mori simply watched with amusement.

"B-but! Daddy wants you to embrace your femininity!" Tamaki squealed tears streaming his face as Haruhi tried to dodge all of his embraces.

"Haru-chan! Will you wear a bunny costume to match Usa-chan?" Honey pleaded, his bug eyes gazing with innocent hope. This only sent Tamaki over the edge.

"Haruhi!" he cried out, going into a frenzy.

The door to the music room opened, everyone stared at the newcomer. She definitely wasn't a student there, or at least not yet, she wasn't wearing the uniform. She wore dark blue flare jeans, a blue tank top, a black cardigan and dark purple flats. Couldn't have more than maybe an inch shorter than Haruhi, her hair just a shade or two lighter as well. As she walked in, she instantly threw her white purse to the ground just in time to parry Honey's attack.

The mysterious girl managed to throw the boy back, only to find him charging back at her. "Honey-senpai has a sister?" Haruhi wondered aloud.

"None that I knew of," the twins shook their heads in confusion, as everyone watched this fight commence.

The girl did a handspring backwards, landing on the wall which she used to launch herself at Honey. She flipped through the air, taking Honey with her, they somersaulted in the air before landing. The girl holding up Honey at arms length. "Tsuki-chan!" he screeched in delight as the girl pulled him in for a hug.

"Honey-senpai! It's been a while!" she returned, finally letting him down.

She turned to the awestruck group, who were now able to see that had come for business, it looked as though her makeup had been done professionally, modest eye shadow and dark red lipstick. She marched herself with a determined look on her face toward Kyouya.

She stabbed her finger in his chest. "Thanks for keeping in touch! All those e-mails you sent me were so worthwhile!" she said, sarcasm dripping in her voice. She jabbed one finger right in the hollow spot between his sternum and abdominal wall. Kyouya had the wind knocked out of him instantly.

The rest of the group was too confused for words. After a second the girl composed herself and turned to everyone else. "Konnichi wa! Watashi wa Mizushima, Tsukiko desu. Dozo yoroshiku!"*1 she greeted with a smile, bowing.


"So a Host Club, huh? Sounds like fun," Tsukiko commented drinking her tea.

The eight of them sat at one of the tables set up in the room, a teacup in front of everyone. "Hai! We do all sorts of stuff, entertaining the girls!" Honey replied, happily munching on some sweets.

"And you?" Haruhi cut in. "How do you know Kyouya and Honey-senpai?"

"I trained at Honey-senpai's dojo awhile back. As for Kyouya…" she paused, glancing at him typing on his laptop.

"You could say we were neighbors," he finished, not even glancing up.

"If you're Kyouya's neighbor, why didn't you transfer to this school from the beginning?" Kaoru asked.

"Actually, I couldn't afford to go here," she replied sheepishly.

"She's like Haru-chan!" Honey chimed in.

"Speaking of Haruhi…" Tsukiko leaned in toward her, whispering in her ear, "Forgive me, but if they haven't figure it out they're truly idiots."

Haruhi looked at her confused, though she knew exactly what she meant. "How long do you expect me to believe Haruhi's a boy? Surely, she couldn't have fooled you for this long, has she?" she declared, leaning back in her seat.

Everyone's jaw dropped, okay, everyone but Tsukiko, Haruhi, Kyouya, and Mori. "H-how did you know about my little girl?" Tamaki was in his own little "Tamaki's family, with tears streaming" world.

Kyouya smirked. "Tsukiko's always been very observant," he replied, still typing.

"Flattery will get you nowhere," Tsukiko replied, with a huff. She folded her arms across her chest. "I'm still mad at you for not keeping in touch, or giving me a proper greeting after eight years."

Tamaki and the twins stared daggers at Kyouya. "Someone's been neglecting their host duties," Hikaru and Kaoru chimed in evilly.

"Yes, it's not nice to upset such a beautiful lady." Tamaki was soon by Tsukiko's side, sweeping his hand under her chin in a way that made all the girls swoon.

She turned to Haruhi. "Does he always act like this?" she asked raising a brow.

"Hai," Haruhi sighed.

"Well, the next couple of years are sure to be interesting," she smiled turning to Haruhi and the twins. "You're looking at you're newest classmate."

"I thought you said you couldn't afford to go here?" Hikaru asked. "By the way, how are you Kyouya's neighbor if you're not rich enough to even go to this school?"

"Hikaru!" Kaoru scolded.

"I want to know."

"It's fine," Tsukiko chided. "My mother worked as a maid in the Ootori mansion, while my father worked as a construction worker. Most of the time my mother would bring me and my younger sister with her to clean at Kyouya's. My sister took a liking to Kyouya's sister, while I hung out with Kyouya."

"Interesting, so the amount of time you spent together, you may as well have been neighbors," Tamaki concluded, nodding his head.

"Yep, and since I'm what you guys would call a 'commoner' obviously I couldn't afford to go here…until now," Tsukiko smiled.

"How so?" Hikaru inquired.

"My father's brother is a lawyer, and let's just say Kyouya's father was in debt to him. I'll be staying at the Ootori's until I graduate."

"So Kyouya's got a roommate," the twins looked at each other. "You know what that means."

"Let me guess, you two are the 'Little Devils' am I right?" Tsukiko noted aloud. Everyone stared. "What? I can already tell what type of characters you all play."

"Oh, you can, can you?" the twins chimed, she smiled.

"You two are the 'Little Devils,'" she started, then turned to Tamaki who was simply awestruck at how his characters have been found out so easily. Maybe he should be flattered. "Tamaki's the 'Prince' type. Honey-senpai the 'Loli Shota,' I didn't expect anything less. Mori-senpai the 'Strong but Silent,' that suits you perfectly. Kyouya the 'Calm, Cool, and Collected,' right? The 'Cool one?'"

"But, what about Haruhi?" Tamaki asked quizzically.

"She's the 'Natural,' right?"

"Sugoi!" Tamaki, the twins and Honey gasped in amazement.

"Nee, Tsuki-chan! Are you going to be a customer to the club?" Honey asked innocently.

Before she could respond, the door opened once more. Aijima walked in, dressed in his suit and sunglasses. "Mizushima-sama, Lord Ootori has sent me to escort you," he stated, bowing. Tsukiko stood up.

"Hai, hai, understood," she said, grabbing her purse and turning to the group. "Kyouya, I'll see you tonight, and everyone else, I'll see you tomorrow. Jaa nee!"

With that, she left. "So let me get this straight," Kaoru started, turning to Kyouya. "You two are childhood friends and you haven't spoken to her in eight years?"

"It's not exactly your business, but yes, that seems to be how it happened," Kyouya replied coldly, never taking his eyes away from his laptop.

"Kyouya-senpai, what are you typing anyway? You barely looked at her after she hit you," Haruhi noted, allowing Tamaki to gain an evil smile.

"It appears someone's pride was damaged today, am I right?" he said, gesturing the twins and Honey to follow along.

"Only someone like you could come to that conclusion," Kyouya retorted.

"He's in denial," Hikaru added.

"A definite sign," Kaoru put in.

"Kyou-chan was embarrassed?" Honey concluded, the others nodded in unison.

"It would explain his reluctant to look at her," Mori added.

"Actually, I was working on the club's financial records and today's income," Kyouya defended, slightly annoyed.

"Sure," everyone shook their heads.

"You guys can settle this one on your own, I need to head home," Haruhi stated, grabbing her bag and taking her leave. "See you guys tomorrow."

"Bye, Haruhi!"


*1: just in case no one knows what that translates to it's "Hello! i am Tsukiko Mizushima. Nice to meet you!" roughly if anyone has any objections plz let me know i'm only a novice at japanese :)

plz review! and check out my other stories if you're interested! jaa nee!