Ch 1 Naruto's wonderful day

An: ok this is my first story and if it sucks I apologize but as long as someone reviews I will add another chapter but if not I will not post another chapter , so without further ado heres chapter 1

new an: ok basically im boycotting the story until i get more reviews (arount 15 or so at min) so if you acutally want to see the story go forward and see the actual plot whic i think is pretty cool my self REVIEW!!!!

disclaimer: i do not own naruto but i do own a ninja mannequin made of cheese! really his name is george

'Today is just not my day' thought Naruto

It wasn't even noon and so far today he had been hassled by Ero-sennin, laughed at Neji, been sent on assignment, punched through a window by Tsunade, lectured by Lee and Guy, cryed with Choji over Ichiraku Ramen being closed today, pushed'(he really fell) off the Hokage Monument, fell into the woman's onsen, goten beat up with Ero-sennin when he got him caught, escaped and ran for his life, hassled by Ino, tried to get Shikamaru to do something, tried to trail Kakashi, goten lost in the woods, ran into Kiba(literally), went home and passed out and woke up to find himself hanging like a giant booger from the 2nd Hokages nose.

"How am I gonna get myself out of this" he said feeling queasy " oh n…." he barfed and the nasty liquid landed on Tsunade who for the first time in a while escaped Shuzzune and now was slacking on the roof of her house

"NARUTO !!" she yelled at the top of her lungs followed by a war cry

'oh crap!!' he thought when he saw the now fowl smelling Hokage start climbing towards him.

"when I get my hands on you, your DEAD!!" Naruto was frantically trying to undo the knot on his ankle

"Got it" he said just then Tsunade grabbed him "and I got you!" she said and then everything went black....

--Sometime later (Konoha hospital) --

"How did you get up there in the first place?" Sakura asked while bandaging up Naruto

"I don't know I woke up and saw I was hanging upside down" Naruto sighed

"wow you where lucky you fell when you did, last time someone got her that mad, Hokage-sama put him in the intensive care unit for 6 months" Sakura laughed "I think it helped when she passed out when I landed on top of her and I bet she was still pissed off when she woke up." Laughed Naruto

"thank kami that you where on the other side of the hospital when she woke up"

"yea..."

"Ok, you're good just try not to let her get you, and try to stay off your leg as much as possible ok?"

"yea, yea thanks sakura-chan" Naruto said as he got up and left.

--Even Later (Naruto's house) --

'knock knock' came loudly from the door.

"come in, it's unlocked!" Naruto yelled as he was reading a scroll Ero-sennin had given him to read.

"Hello Naruto" came an evil laugh

"ahhhh Oba-chan I swear it was an accident!!"

then he woke up......

"Oh whew it was just a dream" Naruto said relieved

'knock knock'

Naruto got up quietly and grabbed a frying pan "who is it?" Naruto said carefully

"It's Shuzune"

"is it just you Obaa-chan isn't there with you?"

"No, Naruto, Tsunade-sama isn't here.." called Shuzune from the hall in a tone like really are you that pathatic? but then she remembered it was Tsunade they were talking about and changed her mind

"ok you can come in"

"ok right to business, since you broke your leg Tsunade-sama has decided to take you off active duty…."

"WHAT!!" Naruto yelled before she could finish "Cant I at least go on missions?"

"No, Naruto, that's what Off Duty means"

"awwww"

"don't worry its only till your leg heals"

"but that'll be like forever"

"well think, if your off duty you wont have to see Tsunade everyday"

a/n: ok I know this chapter is short but I promise the next chapter is longer seriously I already have it written, and the first part takes place at about 11:30 am and the 2nd part takes place at about 1:30pm and the 3rd part takes place at about 6:00pm it makes more sense that way...