This came to me out of nowhere. I hope you like it.
DISCALIMER: I DO NOT OWN!!
Akimichi Chouji didn't look forward to seeing his best friend. But he knew Shikamaru had a right to know the truth. The whole truth.
So he headed to Shikamaru's favourite cloud gazing spot where he knew he would find his lazy friend.
"Chouji," Shikamaru greeted as Chouji sat next to him muttering,"Shikamaru."
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"...Shikamaru, um we've been friends for a long time, right?"
Shikamaru sat upright and looked at him. "Yeah."
"Well...um..I...uh was just saying you have been my friend for a very long time and you will always be my friend no matter what,right?"
"Sure." Shikamaru had no idea where this was going.
"Um..." Chouji rubbed the back of his neck. "What I mean is...if there was somehting I told you and it made you see me differently, we'd still be friends?"
Shikamaru nodded at once. "Of course, Chouji. What is it?"
"Well I kinda..."
"Kinda what?"
"Kinda...well, it's been on my mind for a while and..."
"And...?"
Chouji looked at Shikamaru. "Oh, never mind. I can't tell you."
"Chouji." Shikamaru examined him closely, cocking his head to the side. "Spit it out, now."
The Akimichi man sighed,"Fine. I kinda...saw your mom...naked."
Shikamaru's head jolted back and his eyes went wide. It took a few minutes for it to sink in and when it did, his final reaction was a laugh.
He laughed, shaking his head. "Man, Chouji, you really had me going there."
"You mean you don't care?" Chouji heaved a sigh in relief.
"No, I don't care. As long as I don't see her in the nude, it's all good."
Then a thought struck Chouji and he looked straight at Shika. "And there was that one time...I saw Ino..."
So what do yeh think? Short, I know. It played out a bit different in my head, but this is how it ended up. Thanks for reading it, please leave me a review!! or a flame, no matter.
