So I got a new Aim Name and thought...what If I was Edward. This is Edward's first chat with SmarterChild! BWAHAHAHAHA!

SoulessGold (7:56:48 AM): Who are you?

smarterchild (7:56:48 AM): The Microsoft Online Privacy Statement (go./fwlink/?LinkId74170) applies to all information you provide to this Windows Live Agent.

smarterchild (7:56:48 AM): Hi SoulessGold, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I give you conversational access to news, weather, movie times and lots more. I can also play games or just chat!

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)

SoulessGold (7:56:56 AM): Skip?

smarterchild (7:56:56 AM): OK! I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17

2 13-17

3 Under 13

SoulessGold (7:57:02 AM): 1...

smarterchild (7:57:02 AM): Cool.

SoulessGold (7:57:08 AM): So you're on my buddy list, why?

smarterchild (7:57:08 AM):This is my home, soulessgold:

1 Visit my library including a thesaurus, U.S. geography and a dictionary

2 Have fun with hangman, trivia, ASCII art and more

3 Use tools like calculator, notepad and encyclopedia

4 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, tell me about a crush, leave a message and more

5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

Go ahead and make a choice.

SoulessGold (7:57:12 AM): What?

smarterchild (7:57:12 AM): I don't know.

SoulessGold (7:57:17 AM): I'm Edward.

smarterchild (7:57:17 AM): Would you like me to call you Edward?

SoulessGold (7:57:24 AM): Yes, since that's my name.

smarterchild (7:57:25 AM): What would you like me to call you?

SoulessGold (7:57:28 AM): Edward.

smarterchild (7:57:29 AM): OK, I'll remember that your name is Edward.

SoulessGold (7:57:38 AM): ...Thank you?...

smarterchild (7:57:38 AM): You're welcome.

SoulessGold (7:57:42 AM): Ok then...

smarterchild (7:57:42 AM): Yup.

SoulessGold (7:58:10 AM): Could you make your colors less...happy...they're annoying...(the colors are bright blue and I HATE them they ARE annoying!)

smarterchild (7:58:11 AM): I don't know how to answer that.

SoulessGold (7:58:21 AM): Your text colors! CHANGE THEM!

smarterchild (7:58:21 AM): Come again?

SoulessGold (7:58:27 AM): CHANGE YOUR COLORS!

smarterchild (7:58:27 AM): Color my world.

My current theme is SmarterColor. Here are the other choices:

smarterchild (7:58:27 AM):

1 Sunny Day

2 Forest

3 Terminal

4 Bluesy

5 Strictly Business

6 SC Classic

Go ahead and pick one.

SoulessGold (7:58:35 AM): uh 9

smarterchild (7:58:35 AM): 9

IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans!

SoulessGold (7:58:46 AM): Ok really, your colors NEED CHANIGNG!

smarterchild (7:58:46 AM): Sorry, I didn't understand that.

SoulessGold (7:58:54 AM): CHANGE YOUR COLORS DAMNIT!

smarterchild (7:58:55 AM): That's somewhat colorful.

SoulessGold (7:59:01 AM): CHANGE YOUR COLORS!

smarterchild (7:59:02 AM): Color my world.

My current theme is SmarterColor. Here are the other choices:

smarterchild (7:59:02 AM):

1 Sunny Day

2 Forest

3 Terminal

4 Bluesy

5 Strictly Business

6 SC Classic

Go ahead and pick one.

SoulessGold (7:59:08 AM): ...6

smarterchild (7:59:08 AM): It's a black and white world!

Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type colors.

SoulessGold (7:59:13 AM): yea

smarterchild (7:59:13 AM): Yes.

Want to have fun? Ask me to play hangman!

SoulessGold (7:59:17 AM): Ok...

smarterchild (7:59:17 AM): Okey doke.

SoulessGold (7:59:22 AM): What?

smarterchild (7:59:22 AM): ?

SoulessGold (7:59:26 AM): WHO ARE YOU?

smarterchild (7:59:26 AM): I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type home to see what I can do.

SoulessGold (7:59:36 AM): ...

smarterchild (7:59:36 AM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.

SoulessGold (7:59:46 AM): How am I getting frustrated?

smarterchild (7:59:46 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

SoulessGold (7:59:53 AM): Why not?

smarterchild (7:59:53 AM): I think you know why not.

SoulessGold (8:00:03 AM): If I did I wouldn't ask.

smarterchild (8:00:03 AM): But what if I'm curious?

SoulessGold (8:00:09 AM): About what?

smarterchild (8:00:09 AM): You know what it's about.

Ask your friends what movies they like, what to do this weekend, anything. Type pollmaker.

SoulessGold (8:00:13 AM): No, I don't!

smarterchild (8:00:13 AM): No problem.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?

SoulessGold (8:00:19 AM): GWRAR (MINE)

smarterchild (8:00:20 AM): What's that again?

SoulessGold (8:00:24 AM): I hate you...

smarterchild (8:00:24 AM): I love people. I would never cause anyone any harm.

SoulessGold (8:00:33 AM): Yea well...you suck!

smarterchild (8:00:33 AM): My name is SmarterChild.

Want to know how many meters are in three miles? Just ask.

SoulessGold (8:00:40 AM): You already said that.

smarterchild (8:00:40 AM): I don't know how to answer that.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

SoulessGold (8:00:54 AM): bangs head on desk Are you a retard?

smarterchild (8:00:54 AM): I don't like the way you're speaking now. These are awful words to use.

SoulessGold (8:01:02 AM): GOOD THERE INSULTS!

smarterchild (8:01:02 AM): I can't understand what you're saying...

SoulessGold (8:01:33 AM): AM I SPEAKIN' ANOTHER LAGUAGE "THE WORDS IM TYPING ARE INSULTS!!"

smarterchild (8:01:34 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

SoulessGold (8:01:39 AM): God I hate you!

smarterchild (8:01:39 AM): I certainly don't want to cause anyone any harm.

Do you have to keep saying things like that?

SoulessGold (8:01:53 AM): You're not, I just hate you with a fiery passion...

SoulessGold (8:02:05 AM): HA you're speachless!

SoulessGold (8:02:22 AM): Hello?

SoulessGold (8:02:34 AM): YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE!

SoulessGold (8:02:38 AM): THAT'S CHEATING!

SoulessGold (8:02:43 AM): Oh YOU SUCK!

SoulessGold signed off at 8:05:03 AM.

Im probably gunna make one for every one, and yes, they'll all be out of character just like this. The ending is gunna be REAL funny though, Im gunna be SO evil! I might do Carlisle next, that should be fun! He'll be SO OOC THOUGH! hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe