A.N. Yeah, hi. Just decided to do this... this. Whatever it is, I know it's not stunning or nought but it was fun. Barely took me five minutes, but I'm testing the water. Oh and by the way, I'm British (pip pip) and so there may be a few things I get wrong. I'm sorry.

Would you?

There was a certain kind of silence that no one in their right mind could enjoy, and this was it. Lilith was staring at him, mere inches from his face, trying to look coy and failing wildly. He licked his lips, opened his mouth and forgot what he was going to say. He was pushed up against a rock, unable to move without coming into contact with the woman before him.

For the first time in a while, he was scared.

He had decided, years and years ago, that girls were horrible things that teased you and then cried when you pushed them away. They didn't change with age, although he hadn't made Lilith cry as of yet. She was always cruel, but he'd come to like that about her. It had turned into a game, trading insults to pass the time, being teased and doing his upmost to keep up.

She was better at it and they both knew it.

"Well," she said softly, deliberately pouting at him in a way that made him feel a little offbeat.

He tried to answer yet failed so badly he wanted to punch himself in the head. She'd caught him off guard, it was the only reason he faltered now.

"Weeeelllll?" she almost cooed! Fucking hell. "It's a simple question, Mordy,"

No, no it fucking wasn't. Still he kept quiet, living out both scenarios in his mind. A simple yes was probably his best choice, but nothing was simple with Lilith. Every other answer just seemed to lead to pain and anguish.

"You're okay I suppose," he muttered finally, thankful that he had managed to sound bored.

Another pout. "Oh come on, that's pathetic! I'm the only woman for miles and here you are, indifferent," The corners of her mouth tilted downwards, she was a good little actress when she put her mind to it. "That hurts,"

"Sure, you're cute," Sweet bliss, he had managed to walk away without being cornered. He was fleeing, but fleeing in the most dignified sense of the word.

Whump. She was in front of him in an instant. "Cute? Mordy, you call a puppy cute. Stuffed toys are cute. Try again," Blocking his path, the slightest purple hue still shooting through her body with her phasewalk of seconds ago.

"Lilith, just drop it ok?" She grinned eagerly at him, wearing him down bit by bit. "You're bored, I understand that, I'm bored. We're both bored, just find someone else to torment,"

"No."

"Lilith,"

"Answer!" she pushed him lightly in the chest, giving him a little twirl afterwards to demonstrate the 'goods'. "Would you?"

"Yeah."