So, I got the urge to write a bunch of random songs for a Kingdom Hearts Musical! They are all pretty non-related and they jump from different games, but I hope you like them anyway! The characters do not belong to me, they belong to whoever made Kingdom Hearts.
EDIT: I got a review telling me that I had been reported for breaking the rules! EEEK! Script format is apparently not allowed. I'm going to be changing this so it's sort of story format, but they will still be singing...I hope I am allowed to do this.
Roxas walked into the room and looked up to find a ton of tell, scary-looking people staring at him. For a second, there was silence, but then, naturally, they started singing.
Vexen: A new experiment, how interesting.
Xaldin: He'll get in my way, he'll only be vexing.
Xemnas: Another soul to bend to my will.
Axel: Man, he looks like a zombie, he stands so still.
Hey, Roxas, buddy, it's okay, don't be scared
Come on, we haven't got all day, so take a chair
I'll get right down to it, now that you've got your name
You'll fit right in, there's one reason we're the same
Everyone: We're all Nobodies here!
Axel: Ain't got no heart
Ain't got no feelings
Everyone: We're all Nobodies here!
Axel: It's time to start
All of your dealings
Pay attention, boy
To what I have to say
There's just two rules:
Do your missions,
And stay out of her way
Axel pointed at the only girl in the room, who looked like she ate nails for breakfast.
"Bite me," Larxene snarled.
Everyone: We're all Nobodies here!
When people turn into Heartless
Sometimes they leave behind a shell
The evilest things in the darkness
That's us, here to raise up hell!
Larxene: I'm Larxene, a kick-ass girl.
Demyx: I'm Demy - Hey, look, a squirrel!
Axel: The name's Axel, got it memorized?
Xigbar: My IQ drops each time you say that line
Everyone: We're all Nobodies here!
We used to be real people
But we're not anymore
So we've formed this Organization
To get back what we had before
Nobodies should stick together
Saix: And you'll make a wonderful tool
Axel: He means friend!
Everyone: So we're gonna stick together
We'll get hearts of our own in the end
Don't worry, boy
Here you've found where you belong
And the reason has been stated
Several times throughout this song
Because
We're all Nobodies here!
They spun around like tops, doing jazz hands, and then posed for the end, all grinning widely. Roxas stared.
"You guys are weird."
