So, I got the urge to write a bunch of random songs for a Kingdom Hearts Musical! They are all pretty non-related and they jump from different games, but I hope you like them anyway! The characters do not belong to me, they belong to whoever made Kingdom Hearts.

EDIT: I got a review telling me that I had been reported for breaking the rules! EEEK! Script format is apparently not allowed. I'm going to be changing this so it's sort of story format, but they will still be singing...I hope I am allowed to do this.


Roxas walked into the room and looked up to find a ton of tell, scary-looking people staring at him. For a second, there was silence, but then, naturally, they started singing.

Vexen: A new experiment, how interesting.

Xaldin: He'll get in my way, he'll only be vexing.

Xemnas: Another soul to bend to my will.

Axel: Man, he looks like a zombie, he stands so still.

Hey, Roxas, buddy, it's okay, don't be scared

Come on, we haven't got all day, so take a chair

I'll get right down to it, now that you've got your name

You'll fit right in, there's one reason we're the same

Everyone: We're all Nobodies here!

Axel: Ain't got no heart

Ain't got no feelings

Everyone: We're all Nobodies here!

Axel: It's time to start

All of your dealings

Pay attention, boy

To what I have to say

There's just two rules:

Do your missions,

And stay out of her way

Axel pointed at the only girl in the room, who looked like she ate nails for breakfast.

"Bite me," Larxene snarled.

Everyone: We're all Nobodies here!

When people turn into Heartless

Sometimes they leave behind a shell

The evilest things in the darkness

That's us, here to raise up hell!

Larxene: I'm Larxene, a kick-ass girl.

Demyx: I'm Demy - Hey, look, a squirrel!

Axel: The name's Axel, got it memorized?

Xigbar: My IQ drops each time you say that line

Everyone: We're all Nobodies here!

We used to be real people

But we're not anymore

So we've formed this Organization

To get back what we had before

Nobodies should stick together

Saix: And you'll make a wonderful tool

Axel: He means friend!

Everyone: So we're gonna stick together

We'll get hearts of our own in the end

Don't worry, boy

Here you've found where you belong

And the reason has been stated

Several times throughout this song

Because

We're all Nobodies here!

They spun around like tops, doing jazz hands, and then posed for the end, all grinning widely. Roxas stared.

"You guys are weird."