Wendy's be Dippin
The gentle starlit glow of the night sky blanketed Gravity Falls in the late summer warmth. Its residents slept peacefully and to any stranger new to the small town, they would never have guessed that this was the place where the barely averted apocalypse had taken place two years ago. A boy with his nervous brown hair and a girl with her rugged green corduroy shirt were perched on top of the Mystery Shack, staring out into the midnight sky.
"Hey Dipper, how tall is bigfoot?"
"I don't know, how tall is Bigfoot?"
"He's six bigfeet tall!"
"Hahaha, you gotta be kidding me. Okay, okay, okay I got another one. Who's Bigfoot's older brother?"
"I dunno. god I bet this is going to be something dumb haha"
"His older brother is 'bigger foot"
"What and I'm guessing his little brother is little foot? And and after bigfoot comes back from surgery they'll call him NoFoot?"
"Oh my god that was so horrible hahaha!"
"You laughed too Dipper, so if I'm going to hell, I'm taking you down with me hahaha."
The steady cricket chirps of the night were drowned out by their hoots, as each keeled over with tiny droplets of laughter at the corners of their eyes. With a sigh, they each leaned back against the sloped roof behind them to slow down their heaving breaths and to let their stomachs recover from the laughter. They each laid there in silence, letting the crickets resume their chorus as a gentle breeze carried the scent of the crisp early morning dew.
Dipper slightly rocked his head to the side, staring longingly at coolest girl in Gravity Falls. The soft moonlight shined a spotlight on all her smooth curves, her perfect freckled complexion, and her bright eyes now gazing somberly into the night sky. How he longed to kiss those soft lips that always whispered to him in his dreams. He knew he was a fool to keep rekindling this unrequited fire, but how could he not. She could just as easily wrestle a bear as she could dance the night away. The way she carried herself as that confident, clever, rule breaker yet was also caring and thoughtful. Her boldness to take action and sense of adventure always left a blazing wildfire for his heart to be hopelessly consumed in. Of all the wonders of Gravity Falls, she was the best of them all.
"Ya know Wendy, I'm really glad I could spend another summer here at Gravity Falls. I know me and Mabel couldn't make it last year but we managed to get here this year. Who knows, since Mabel and I will be able to drive soon, we could take a road trip here."
"That'd be sweet! Well, if it wasn't for you my summers would not have been nearly as fun. We fought zombies, ghosts, and even stopped the world from being destroyed from an interdimensional one-eyed potato chip."
"Well we couldn't have saved Gravity Falls without you. Wendy you're freaking amazing. You took out Gideon's henchman remember? He's was like, five times your size!"
"Thanks Dip, but give yourself more credit man. I'm glad you saved me from being Bill's cloth wall decoration."
Wendy closed her eyes, reminiscing about the blur of summer that was coming to a close. Her heart was heavy as it beat against her chest.
"But hey, Dipper… There's been something that I've been thinking about for a while now and… I've got to be upfront about it."
"Wha-wha-what's the matter Wendy?"
"I've grown so much as a person these past couple years and you've grown too! I mean you're almost as tall as me now. Puberty did do you wonders dipper… but hey, don't let that get to your head though. Actually, sike! You're still a bit shorter than me. But anyways, the summer that we were apart..."
"Wendy if this is about… me still having a crush on you I get it. I know, I know, I need to get over you but it's not that simple but hey I'm just glad we can still be friends and we had another amazing summer together."
"Well, what I was going to say was, the summer we were apart, I realized I missed you. Not just hanging out and having fun but I missed you, like you, you. I thought ya know, you're so much smarter than everyone else. Heh, it's kinda funny how I thought that if you were older, you'd be like my dream guy."
"You really think that? When I was in Mabel's dream world that Bill imprisoned her in, there was a fake version of you and she said the same thing to me… it's what I've always wanted to hear, but it sounds so much better now coming from the real you."
"Maybe that fake version of me wasn't just what you wanted, but maybe it knew what I wanted too. Dipper, what I realize now is that age is just a number. It's who you are that matters. Whenever I'm with you, I feel at ease. You make me feel like every day is summer. Maybe I was just afraid to really fall for someone… yeah, I know lame, right? Monster punching Wendy Corduroy afraid of some sappy love crap."
"I'm not sure what to say… For so long I never thought we'd ever actually be together and I just got used to it."
"Maybe say yes? Dipper… would you like to be my boyfriend?"
"Wait really!?"
"Yeah, I guess so. No, I know so."
"Of course! Yes! Wendy I've thought about you every day since I left Gravity Falls! I even kept all your pictures! Wait don't take that the wrong way!"
"Really? Dude that's actually kinda creepy… but kinda cute too."
With that, they each sprang up and welcomed each other's embrace. Dipper wrapped his arms around her waist and rested his head on her shoulder while Wendy with a sigh of relief, wrapped her arms around his broad chest. Their eyes met, each with a dreamy glow, magnetizing one another. Their hearts raced as their lips brushed, their hearts pounded as their tongues touched, and their hearts became one, as their lips locked. What was once two separate flames, was now a roaring bonfire. Warm and comforting, burning brightly through the night.
As their lips finally parted, they stood there, admiring each other's soft smile illuminated by the white light of the moon. Wendy reached into Dipper's pocket, taking out his phone, and took a selfie with her lips pressed against Dipper's reddening cheeks.
"Here's one more for your photo collection," Wendy said staring amusingly at the photo of Dipper's candid flustered expression. "Ya know Dipper… we do have the whole mystery shack to ourselves. Who says you can't score a homerun on the first night."
"Uhhh… won't we wake up Soos?"
"Don't worry about it Dipper. He and his girlfriend went out of town just before we came up on the roof. Something about picking up these new "widget spinners" or something. Said all the kids are gonna love them. He asked me to look after the shack while he was gone."
"I-I-I uhhh guess it's a go then!"
Hurriedly they headed down the narrow wooden ladder. The upstairs hallway was dark, but it was dimly lit from the faint glow of the living room tv downstairs. Wendy held Dipper's hand as she led him down the dark hallway and as they walked passed the descending staircase, the resonating grunt of a powerful beast could be heard echoing up from the living room, rattling the pictures on the walls.
"I think that's Grenda snoring. Shoot, sorry Wendy, forgot her and Candy were sleeping over. Mabel and them must have fallen asleep in front of the tv."
"Sweet! That's means we get your room all to ourselves. C'mon let's go!"
With that, Dipper let the lumberjackian amazon guide him to his room, soon to become the place where he would ascend to manhood.
The bedroom door closed with a metallic click as Wendy locked it.
Dipper stood in the middle of his room, trembling anxiously.
"This tension. What was this? Could it be? Is this how sexual tension feels like?" Dipper whispered to himself.
"Wow doing it in the room you and your sister sleep in… This is weirdly kinky. I dig it," said Wendy as she turned around with an amused smirk on her face. She sauntered over to the clearly nervous boy with his cute flustered demeanor.
"Hey relax dude. You're sweating like crazy. Oh sorry, I should have asked before we started. Is this your first time?"
"Yeah… I'm still a virgin"
"Hey, don't sweat it Dip, losing your virginity is totally overrated. Don't worry so much about doing it perfectly or making it magical or whatever."
"Whew… calming down, calming down, you literally just started dating the girl of your dreams and now you're in your room with her. How can I possibly be calm right now!?"
"Let's just take this slow and enjoy the moment. I know you're nervous. I was nervous and self-conscious as hell my first time too. Just breathe dude," Wendy said reassuringly wrapping her arms around Dipper, rubbing his semi-muscular back, and tossing their hats aside.
Feeling the tension in his body subsiding, Wendy traced his jawline with her lips and began her attack on Dipper's defenseless neck begging to be exploited. She felt Dipper's grip around her waist involuntarily tighten in response to her teasing and sucking. His body began trembling, not from nervousness, but from pleasure and his soft moans only encouraged her to continue.
"Dang dipper, hearing you moan is actually flippin hot. Just because we're taking this slow and this is your first time doesn't mean I'm going to go easy on ya," Wendy whispered deviously into his ear followed by kisses down to his collarbone.
Dipper lost in the moment, buried his face in that fiery hair as he slid his hands along Wendy's sensual figure, hands resting on her ass.
"Getting bold, are we?" Teased Wendy as she planted her hands against his chest and pushed him onto the bed.
Slowly and sensuously, Wendy rolled up and slipped off her green corduroy shirt to reveal the green corduroy bra underneath so delicately encasing her perky breasts. She provocatively bit her lip as her hands slowly slid off her weathered jeans, revealing matching green corduroy panties. With one swift motion, she reached back and unhooked her bra letting it fall to the ground.
"Boosh. Everything you ever dreamed of Dipper?"
"The mystery of who's got the best boobs of Gravity Falls, solved."
"You doofus haha"
Like a panther pouncing on its prey, Wendy climbed onto the bed and eagerly straddled the awe-struck boy. She bent over, her soft delicate lips desperate to touch his.
Dipper could feel his erection rising as he felt the erotic heat emanating from Wendy as they kissed. His hands as if possessed with a mind of their own, slid up and down the length of her body, appreciating every curve of her toned figure. Every time he teased her nipples, Wendy's movements intensified as she moaned into her kisses.
"Mmmm see Dipper, you've got nothing to be nervous about. You're a natural with those hands," Wendy said as she sat up. "But dude lose the shirt man. How am I supposed to kiss my way down with that in the way?"
Flustered, Dipper awkwardly wrestled his shirt off.
"Now we're talking," Wendy said and then kissed her way down, past his defined pectorals, right to the button of his shorts, the first layer holding back the bulge begging to be set free. Popping open his button, she unzipped his shorts.
"Plaid boxers? Nice! Just glad you're out of those tighty whities," Wendy said and like a lioness eager for a fresh meal, she slid down the boxers finally freeing the throbbing cock.
Feeling her lips press against his tip, Dipper let out a moan as he combed his fingers through her orange hair. Her tongue slid up and down the length of his shaft and swirled at his head, making sure to tease the sensitive underside of his tip. His hands guided her head down as she slowly slipped his entire length into her throat with not a gag to be heard. Oh, the wonders of experience.
Wendy bobbed her head up and down hungrily sliding his cock in and out of her mouth, savoring the taste of his precum whenever his tip slid past her tongue. She could hear his breath quickening and his body begin to tense as he was getting close, but she wasn't nearly ready to finish him off yet.
With a wet pop, the eager erection swung away from her dripping lips. "Can't end all the fun just yet,"
"So, hey Wendy….umm I know this a weird question and this is probably terrible timing, but... I was just wondering, how does mine compare to Robbie's?
"Dipper! Why would you ask something like that right now?"
"I was just wondering! Okay never mind forget I said that…"
"Okay fine, if you really want to know, honestly, you two are about the same. He might be like a millimeter bigger. But basically, the same. Sorry dips, hate to break it to ya, he had a nice dick too. Now can you shut up so we can keep going?"
"Alright, alright, alright. Less talking, more doing. Wait… you're going to kiss me after you just finished-"
"Get used to it," said Wendy as she pressed her lips against his. "Besides I think it's flippin hot to kiss a guy after a blowjob."
It felt a bit strange at first but he figured hey, this is Gravity Falls. This was nothing compared to the strange things he's seen already. As Dipper let himself go, their tongues danced with growing fervor. He could feel Wendy grinding against his cock, as if she was revving up the engine of her sexual prowess. His lips caressed past Wendy's lips and slid down towards her neck.
"Wait Dipper. Don't kiss my neck. Unless you can handle what comes next."
"Why? Is it something I should be afraid of?" Dipper said, ignoring her warning, and pressing his lips against her delicate neck. He sucked lightly, unknowingly igniting a blaze he was not prepared for. With each suck and kiss, Wendy's body began to undulate with increased intensity. Fueled by each high-octane kiss, that sexual engine of destruction was now at full throttle.
"Well, you should be… because I'm a flippin Corduroy!"
Like a frenzied animal, Wendy tore off her panties and grabbed Dipper's head, pressing her soaked pussy against his face. She needed release, and Dipper was going to give it to her. With each grind of her hips, she let out loud impassioned moans as the world around her spun into a raunchy blur.
Dipper laid there helpless, gripping Wendy's thighs, fighting for breath as he licked her sopping wetness. He could see her flushed face, as if his tongue transported her into another dimension. As her pace increased, it became harder and harder to sneak in breaths, he could feel his mind drifting towards unconsciousness, he couldn't take much more of this. Wendy finally began convulsing as her legs tightened their grip around his face and shook in her orgasm, giving Dipper the much need time to take in oxygen.
Still very much in her sexual trance, Wendy slid back and pressed her desperate lips against Dipper's, almost like an erotic CPR, to resuscitate him back into working order. She could taste her own fluids on his tongue, which only drove her deeper into her sexual frenzy.
Reaching down, she gripped the throbbing erection and slid down onto its length, her slickened opening taking in the girth with ease. Waves of pleasure surged through her body as she rode, sending shivers of ecstasy up her spine.
Dipper could feel his entire cock being encompassed by Wendy's soaked pussy, tightening its grip with each grind of her hips. He reached towards her waist to try and steady himself but without hesitation, Wendy slammed his arms against the mattress, clutching and restraining each wrist. She held him down with no mercy and this is when he realized, he was her ticket to release and she was going to indulge her ride as long as possible.
Wendy's grip stayed firm as she held Dipper down. Seeing him squirm helplessly beneath her with that flustered look of pleasure was driving her wild. Bending over, she breathlessly sucked on Dipper's neck, reveling in feeling his hips furiously bucking upward as he approached his limit.
"Wendy… I'm so close…" Dipper gasped as his legs were going numb as he could feel the imminent eruption within him ready to let loose,
"Just a bit more Dipper, just a bit more!"
Wendy's hips grinded up and down with ferocity and the sight of Dipper biting his lip, using every ounce of his willpower, every fiber in his body, to fight the urge to explode, was too much for Wendy to handle as she came hard on his cock. Whipping her head back, Wendy's body vibrated and shook, overtaken by her gushing orgasm.
Dipper's willpower was the cap to his mental Mentos coke bottle and there was no way it could contain its contents any longer. With the very last ounce of control he had left, he managed to hold out long enough for Wendy to slide off his cock before he exploded all over himself.
With a satisfied smirk, Wendy lapped up all the white translucent fluid all over Dipper's abdomen, swallowing her lover's fluids as she continued to kiss his neck.
"I'm NOT done yet, Dipper," Wendy whispered into Dipper's ear, as she gripped his hand and slid three of his fingers inside herself.
Even after all of that, Dipper couldn't believe she was still going. He had read about curling your fingers to reach the g-spot so he made sure to curl each one.
Wendy rode his fingers, grinding against his hand, and moaned in blissful pleasure before finally clapping her legs around his hand and convulsing in another wet orgasm.
Exhausted, Wendy collapsed on top of Dipper, her body still spasming with light aftershocks, as her chest heaved up and down with heavy breaths. She felt him slide over to give her the much-needed room to lay on the bed, as Dipper wrapped an arm around her shoulder. Feeling his soft lips kiss her forehead, Wendy closed her eyes, content, in this moment of bliss.
"Dipper that was amazing… haha sorry though, I get pretty primal in bed..."
"I'll remember to kiss your neck every time."
"Better keep my weakness a secret."
With a zip of his lips and a toss of the key, Dipper pulled the blanket over them, each slowly becoming too weary to fight off the oncoming sleep.
"Next time…. I'll remember to take off your panties first. That way you don't destroy another one again..."
"Thanks Dip…you're the best... Woah, ya know... it's kinda weird thinking that you've been jerking off to me this whole time…"
"Uhhh... Yeah... I mean I've jerked off to other people too, wait. I'm not saying that you're not jerk offable I mean, I jerk off to you all the time, oh god I should stop talking…"
"Don't sweat it Dipper haha…. After being with you tonight, you're not the only one who's got a great memory to jerk off to..."
"That's like the sweetest and dirtiest compliment someone has ever given me..."
"I love you Dipper…"
"I love you too Wendy…"
With that, they each allowed the imminent sleep their bodies so badly needed to take control as they drifted off to join the rest of Gravity Falls in a blissful sleep.
"Hey bro bro, you finally came down for breakfast! Ya know, you look oddly more disheveled than usual…was it from all of that 'stargazing' hmmm?'"
"Heheh wha-what do you mean? We weren't that loud, were we?"
"Ha and I thought Grenda's snoring was loud! You two practically woke up all of Gravity Falls!"
"Sorry... I guess we got carried away…"
"It's okay Dipper, I'm proud of you. Hey, did you finish quick? Should I stop calling you Dipper and start calling you Quicker instead! Ha! I'm just kidding, I don't want to know. Please don't tell me. But anyways, so is it official, official? I thought it wasn't official until it was FaceStory official."
"Yes! We're official and she didn't say 'yeah I guess so' either! Well I mean she did, but she corrected herself and said 'No, I know so!' We're finally together! Can you believe this is finally happening!"
"Whatever happened to the 'Dipper is too young for me' Wendy?"
"I guess my nerdy charm finally won her over and wallah. Match made in a hypothetical paradise after death."
"Hey Dipper… I'm really sorry... I hate to break it to ya but this is just a dream. You're going to wake up in 5, 4, 3, 2, ..."
"Nuh uh! No way I'm dreaming! It can't be, I'm awake, I'm awake! This must be real!"
"Ha! Got you! I just wanted to say that. You should have seen the look on your dorky face! But hey congrats dipper! All it took was for you to hit puberty and grow a couple inches."
"Yeah in more places than one."
"Ugh! Dipper! Too much information!"
Author's note:
I had a lot of fun writing this fanfiction, especially writing all the dialogue, jokes, and incorporating references from the show into the story. Probably my favorite one I've written so far. Kind of a shame I'm super late to the party with this show since I didn't discover it until 2017, but I hope you all enjoyed this and keep loving Gravity Falls!
