One day in the land of Hyrule link had just sat down in his tree house when Saria came up to the tree house.
Saria: Hey link while you were away the Great Deku tree told me to tell you that he wants to talk to you.
Link (whining): but I don't wanna go!
Saria: Quit being a baby and go talk to him!
Link (thinking): the only kind of talk were gonna do is talk about how to cut him down.
Saria: well are you going?
Link: No! Give me one good reason.
Saria: because if you don't everybody will come and kick your ass when they hear you turned down the great Deku tree.
Link: Good point.
Then link threw Saria out of the house and ran like hell so she wouldn't catch him. After he lost her he proceeded to go to the great Deku tree.
Deku tree: Link I'm glad you came.
Link (thinking): Did I have a choice? I wonder how long this will take. It better not take long I have plans to watch Zelda undress and now I'm probably going to miss it. Damn it!
Deku tree: Link are you listening!
Link: define the word listening. If it means ignoring to you then I guess I am.
Deku tree: Well then pay attention now!
Link (rolling his eyes): ok, if I must.
Deku tree: Good. No listen up; I want you to enter a tournament that will require strength and skill.
Link: Why should I? Give me one good reason!
Deku tree: Because Zelda will be there.
Link: Well that is kind of convincing, but I still not going to go.
Deku tree: if you win I'll give you free access to Zelda's castle.
Link (thinking): If I do this I will probably get killed, but on the other hand I could get into Zelda's castle without being a kid.
Damn that sounds good! DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT!
Deku tree: so link what will it be?
Link: I'll do it!
Then link went and got prepared to get his ass kicked.
(Dramatic music)
