I had a friend named Crepsley

He died, he died

Vancha said he was sleeping

He lied, he lied

Why oh why is Mr Crepsley dead?

Couldn't I have been impaled instead?

I had a friend named Kurda

He died, he died

Vancha said he was sleeping

He lied, he lied

Why oh why is Kurda Smahlt dead?

Couldn't I have been executed instead?

I had a friend named Stevie

He died, he died

Vancha said he was sleeping

He lied, he lied

Why oh why is Steve Leopard dead?

Couldn't I have stabbed my own heart out instead?

I had a friend named Arra

She died, she died

Vancha said she was sleeping

He lied, he lied

Why oh why is Arra Sails dead?

Couldn't the vampaneze have yanked my belly out instead?

I had a friend named Sam Grest

He died, he died

Vancha said he was sleeping

He lied, he lied

Why oh why is little Sam dead?

Couldn't the Wolf Man have mauled me instead?

I had a friend named Shancus

He died, he died

Vancha said he was sleeping

He lied, he lied

Why oh why is Shancus Von dead?

Couldn't Steve have broke my neck instead?

I had a friend named RV

He died, he died

Vancha said he was sleeping

He lied, he lied

Why oh why is Reggie Veg dead?

Couldn't Steve have slit my throat instead?

I had a friend named Murlough

He died, he died

Vancha said he was sleeping

He lied, he lied

Why oh why is young Murlough dead?

Couldn't Crepsley have stabbed my belly instead?

I had a friend named Gavner

He died, he died

Vancha said he was sleeping

He lied, he lied

Why oh why is Gavner Purl dead?

Couldn't Kurda Smahlt have stabbed me instead?

I had a friend named Kurda

He died, he died

Vancha said he was sleeping

He lied, he lied

Why oh why is Kurda Smahlt dead?

Couldn't I have been executed instead?

I had a friend named Paris

He died, he died

Vancha said he was sleeping

He lied, he lied

Why oh why is Paris Skyle dead?

Couldn't old age have claimed me instead?

I had a friend named Tall

He died, he died

Vancha said he was sleeping

He lied, he lied

Why oh why is Mr Tall dead?

Couldn't my ribs have been shattered instead?

I had a friend named Morgan

He died, he died

Vancha said he was sleeping

He lied, he lied

Why oh why is Morgan James dead?

Couldn't I have been decapitated instead?

I had a friend named Crepsley…