Death Note on Crack!

Warning: this fic is really randerrmm so read at your own risk! Please no flans they make me sad and I can't rite better than this it was just a lot of incest jokes k so don't get all mad at me plz! –cries-

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Once upon a time their was a detective called T and he was very smart and stuff but he woz also looking for this cereal killer (an/ inside joke XDD) called kira nd Kira was every evil and kills people okmg because he is a killer! (well no DUHH).

NYWAYz K woz very depressed because he could not figure out who Kira were and then Misya appeared and they all did the dance yay because T was sad nd constipating slitting his wrists oh noez DDD:

But then Misya had 2 stop dancein because Kira would keel her nd that woz not good but then Kira kill Mis anyway because she is stupid nd annoying and I really really hate her!!

T turned around and he was all "omg light!" nd it turned out raito was relly the Kira!! Omg plot twist (XD me and my friends say that a lot so yeh…)

"Why are you Kairi, Light?" asked T "I thought we were fiends!"

"No we are not friends I was lying mwahahaha!" the haggard Kairi laughs evilly, and then she picks up his Deaf Newt and is about to write down T's real name which is T Lollipop btw but then he stop because misa Misa is alive agen and doing the haruhi dance from the melancholy of hamlet scissorhands but then Kairi kisses her again so she ded yay.

And then they all did the dance WHOOO!!

And then Mikami nd Moogle cum into the room because they are membranes of the task force & there is also that other guy called Airway but I can't spell his name lol and he says "You killed Misa!" and pokes her with a dick.

Nd then every body celebrates apart from T who was slitting his wrists sexily because he is an emo and emo guys are hot so he doesn't die yay!

Teh end.

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Roxasfangirl: lol im really sorry this is so wired its just alot of randerm jokes between me nd mi fiends lol! anywayz plz review nd tell me if u licked it buut plz no flans cuz dey r nasty nd mean!! –sob sob-