A very dumb parody of the Bazooka commercial and Ryan and Sharpay Evans! Be ready for stupidity to come towards you. LOL This parody is dedicated to my best friend, Ace! She gave me the inspiration to write this! Ha! We were standing my room and thought about that commercial and repeated it several times while Bop to the Top played on my boom box. I told her I was gonna write this. You Welcome, Ace! I suggest you watch the commercial before you read this. You can watch on profile and to watch all versions just look up on YouTube, Bazooka Bubblegum!

Disclaimer: I don't own High School Musical or Bazooka bubblegum. Sadly… No Role Just Bubblegum

"AHHHHHHH! Callbacks?" Ryan screamed while his twin sister, Sharpay, filed her nails.

"You mean you didn't a role?" Ryan asked his sister quizzically.

"I don't want no role! All I want is……Bubblegum, Bazooka, Bazooka, Bubblegum!

Troy, Chad, Jason, and Zeke pop out of the locker and rap,

"Bubblegum, Bazooka, Bazooka bubblgum!"

Sharpay turns around, smiles and they do a dance number to the theme again.

My momma
She gave me a dollar
She told me to buy a collar
But I didn't buy no collar
Instead I bought some bubblegum
BAZOOKA, ZOOKA bubble gum (x2)

My momma
She gave me a quarter
She told me to tip the porter
But I didn't tip no porter
Instead I bought some bubblegum
BAZOOKA, ZOOKA bubble gum (x2)

My momma
She gave me a dime
She told me to buy a lime
But I didn't buy no lime
Instead I bought some bubblegum
BAZOOKA, ZOOKA bubble gum (x2)

My momma
She gave me a nickel
She told me to buy a pickle
But I didn't buy no pickle
Instead i bought some bubblegum
BAZOOKA, ZOOKA bubble gum (x2)

My momma
She gave me a penny
She told me to buy some bubblegum
So I bought myself SOME GUM!

Sharpay looks at them and places herself in all of their arms with her arms propped up against head. They all flashed smiles, held out their hands and Bazooka bubblegum magically pops into their hands. Chad's basketball appears in his with the gum on top.

They start to chew their gum and go back to their daily routines.

"Okay…." Ryan said while walking off.

I know stupid! I just thought it would be a good laugh! Read and review!