Pairings: Severus Snape / Lucius Malfoy / Orion Potter (OC), Orion Potter / Voldemort / Sirius Black (fathers and son)
"Orion" = Speech
Orion =Thoughts
Orion! = Emphasis
Orion= Parseltongue
Disclaimer: This story originated from a good friend of mines. I was given permission to mess around with the story. The author of the original work is Dolan Jaegerjaques.
This story should not be taken seriously and should only be for the laughs and joy of reading.
Severus Snape aka Sexy snake sexually made his way to the Muggles, the Dursley's house, to come for the bastered child of THE ENEMY and the vagina on the woman he loves. Harry James Potter. The very name made him blush in the depending excitement. The Black Lord had ordered a delivery of fried chicken and to capture a child he knew nothing about because he was his right hand man. Snake of course had the horrible job of stealing this so called child. He did a couple of head bangs to loosen his hair and drew a dick on the front of the door. His sharp as razor blade ears heard the sound of little footsteps skipping across the floor to the door, minutes later it opened.
A hairy girl stood before him, her hands and face covered in some white unknown substance he reasoned to be mayo from the fridge. Her pale blue, tight dress was way too short for her and showed her pale juicy thighs, and her feet were bare and wrinkly. EWWWW. She looked up with sunk in eyes nearly hid by the long locks once called her hair.
The Fuck? He scowled, eyes twinkling. "Bitch who are you? You that P woman's child?
"OI, I'm Rose sir" "She assertively spoke like someone who was in the war of 1865. "Sir the uncle is MIA but the mistress is…." The child was cut off when the P lady punt kicked her into the wall and proceeded to checked out snake.
"Heyyyy sexy beast why don't you come inside and I'll give you something special" she seductively whispered. She reach forward trying to pull snake in.
Snake only laughed. "Bitch your so grody I wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pole." He magically took out a pole from his pocket and gave her a good whack then stepped inside shutting the door behind him. He search the house and found two empty S and M rooms upstairs, a master, but no girl. He started to cry and went back down stairs. He heard tiny coughs coming from the cupboard under the stairs. "Alcohol moral" The door's internal locks disengaged and he swung the door open, then almost he busted into laughter at what he found.
Rose was sitting in a pool of blood surrounded by large containers of bleach and more of the mayo looking liquid. He hid his laughter when she started to playfully play in the blood, and knelt next to her. "Rose come to fasha. Now if you will. "His tone was mostly gayish and she gladly leapt into his arms. He held her tight and without another word disapparated with her to Snakes whore house, where the Black lord was currently having a swell time. Snake could only hope to bribe him with ladies to let the mysterious girl stay in place of potter.
