Disclaimer – I do not own any of the characters, the lands or anything else, except maybe some chocolate. Hehehe.

What happens when our favourite Tortallan Characters get drunk?

A small passage when Myles is trying to get back to his rooms after a night of drinking.

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"What do you think you are doing, Sir?" the guard placed a hand on Myles shoulder; Myles turned and looked deeply into the young guards eyes.

"I am here to be with you. I have travelled a long time to feel your embrace, to see you with your hands caressing my body, to look upon your scantily clad body." Myles shocked the guard when he fell into his embrace and lovingly kissed him.

The guard, completely surprised let Myles kiss him for a few moments before his senses returned. He immediately broke away from the Baron and stepped a few steps away.

"Look, Sir. As much as you are a respected member of court, I don't think I can let you talk this way to me." Myles laughed at this before slurring:

"Oh. Come on now man. We both know that you've had a crush on me since you were younger. One little night won't hurt you. After all, ill pay you a thousand crowns." Myles was looking a little bit hopeful but as soon as the guard sternly said no, his face fell. Unfortunately, Myles eyes gained a little spark as he came up with an idea.

"Well, I spose your entitled to your own opinions. But, good sir, you must come have a drink with me. I shall by greatly offended if you don't." Myles kept pleadingly slurring until the guard gave in.

"Good-ohh-ohh-hhhh. This way then, follow me, free drink this way." Myles once again slurred on his words as he lead the thirstily guard to the tavern.

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A few hours later Myles woke up on his bed. This would have been completely normal except a man was tangled up in his sheets. "Ohh-ohhh," Thought Myles. "What did I do last night, and who is this man?"

As Myles tried to get up off the bed he accidentally woke up the man. He jumped out of bed upon seeing Myles and tried to put on his guards uniform to cover his parts.

"Who are you?" Myles asked the guard as he went and sat down by his liqueur cabinet.

"Oh. Sir, I think it's Bradley Beyer. What am I doing here?" Brad asked Myles as he himself started to feel a killer headache. Myles had taken out some of his favourite brandy and had poured himself a large wine glass of it.

"I can't really remember, I'm sorry Brad. If I remembered that happened I would tell you." Myles said between gulps of the grog.

"I better go then. Before I get into trouble." Brad made his way to the door. "By the way, may I please have some of that brandy"?"

Myles looked at his beloved brandy and reluctantly gave it to the young guard. Brad took a good gulp of the stuff and gave it back to Myles before mumbling to himself:

"Right, time to face the wife and kids."

(A/N- ok..so i got a little bit bored. its small- but i think that most of the chapters in this story are going to be that way. anyways- Review for me please...and even if you dont like it, and really want to let lose some flames- do so, because everyones opinion counts..btw- if anyone has any character that they want to see drunk- just tell me, or if you want to see someone do something, i can probably put it in somehow- maybe. :D )