"You are absolutely, completely, unequivocally detestable."

"And you are truly, really, awfully horrible."

"Your dialect is abhorrent."

"Yeah, well you speak like a pansy!"

"At least I communicate like one who is educated."

"I'm educated! They just didn't have floofy teachers that taught us posh words and stuff when I was young! Anyway, I can speak like you, if I wanted."

"Of course you could, Jedediah."

"Now don't get all sarcastic with me!"

"If you could talk like myself, why have you never done so before?"

"Because I'm saving it to impress you!"

"… And why would you do that?"

"It's like I have to spell everything out!"

"…"

"…"

"Did you just kiss me?"

"Yes."

"Um… If I might ask, why?"

"Because I like you Octy!"

"I am fond of you too."

"…"

"…"

"That was nice."

"Indeed."

"Do you really think I'm 'detestable'?"

"No. Do you really find me 'horrible'?"

"'Course not!"

"Good."

"Yup."

"Would you like to watch some videos of cats on the internet?"

"Race you there!"

"Jed, that's cheating, you had a head start!"

"Winner gets a kiss!"

"… I guess I'm a winner either way then."