Once upon a time, there was a happy little farm on Destiny Island. Every morning, Farmer Bill would get up when the roosters cried and whistle a merry tune as he swung his metal pail at his side. 4AM sharp was milking time, Farmer Bill's favorite time! Well, he got himself a little stool and plopped down in front of his special, little cow.

"Okay, Riku! Give daddy some lovin'!" said Farmer Bill as he grabbed Riku's udder and gave it a squeeze. But no matter how much he squeezed, something was amiss. No milk hit the pail!

"Say it ain't so, Riku!" Farmer Bill was starting to panic. He tugged and he pulled, and he even got down on all fours to suckle at the udder himself, but there was no milk to be had. Riku was dry.

With a half a heart, Farmer Bill replaced his stool and left his pail by the side wall. Nabbing a nearby rope, he lassoed Riku and led the cow out of the stable. They made their way past the pig pen, henhouse, and granary until they came to a large shed. Tugging Riku inside took some effort for Farmer Bill because Riku had stopped to regurgitate some grass. But when he eventually herded the cow inside, he sniffled a little as Riku was loaded up to a conveyor belt.

Riku mooed and chewed on some cud while the conveyor belt circled around a large machine. Into the grinder Riku went! Along with a mouse that accidentally fell in after running away from an owl. The owl would be waiting...

The cow and mouse spun around real fast and turned into pink goo. Farmer Bill was waiting on the other end of the grinder to collect the steaks. That night, he and the missus helped themselves to a succulent meal while the owl looked on from outside the window in envy. That's when Roo signaled the owl, and in exchange for a Pooh stick, offered him some rat burgers. The owl licked its beak and obliged, and while he was stuffing his gizzard with juicy rat, Roo returned the Pooh stick to the Fellowship of the Pooh.

The end.