HELLO INTERNET MY FIRST CHAPTER I HOPE YOU ENJOY...

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I am woken up from my dream with the sound of my annoying little step-brother screaming in my ear.

"Where's breakfast? I want waffles, spaghetti! Spaghetti waffles! Whoo. Whoo!" He is now jumping on my bed.

"Victor. Victor. Please wait in the house, please." I say shaking my head to get rid of my thoughts.

"My body is entering hunger shock." He said falling down don't get me wrong victor was cute he was just a pain in my ass. " Oh, bad news. The cat pooped in the den. Worse news, I used your blanket to clean it up."

"We don't have a cat." I said suddenly shocked

"No kidding." He laughed.

I quickly got dressed into my paint splattered jeans and my shirt that I had specially printed with all of Simon's band names on it.

"Oh. L... Sorry." I say running into the house. "I didn't think you'd be awake. You have an appointment...with Mr Wayland, I didn't think you'd wanna be late." I said rushed handing victor his breakfast.

"Oh, look at you thinking. Cute. But I always have time for my portrait." Lillith said gesturing for me to paint. "Look alive. Paint. I'm feeling spiritually blocked. Draw me a sesame seed bath. Bath. Now." She said turning to Luke her Hindu spirit guide or whatever "Now, make momma look more beautiful"

"and thinner." I muttered.

"And make that water more quiet." She yelled out.

"Kaelie, you awake?" I asked knocking on her door.

"Of course I'm awake." She replied as if it was obvious. "If I waited for you, I'd never be on time." She began walking down to the kitchen.

"Lucky you never wait for me then." I sighed.

"Victor, no." I whisper yelled as I saw him gangling worms over the blender at that he dropped them.

"Uh, don't you want a glass?" I asked as Lillith as she was about to drink the green blob.

"Hmm. Earthy. A tad fishy. Lovely gravel finish. Did you let Victor put worms in the blender again?" She asked.

"Yes. I mean, no. I mean, it just happened." I stuttered over my words.

"You know nothing can kill me. Nothing." She said taking another sip, cant blame a girl for trying I thought viciously.

We all piled in the car dropping victor off at school first, than going to mine and Bevs school where sadly lillith works as well.

"Step on it, Clary. I cannot be late for this meeting. Just run them over if you have to." I can see where Kaelie gets her people skills from. "Hello? No, the kids don't need a library. I am the dean, and the dean gets what she wants, and I wanna remodel. You're just boring. I'm being honest. I don't know what else to tell you. And I wanted my office done for my meeting with Mr Wayland ...the music mogul, but using Bollywood as a theme for the dance? That's totally un-American. I don't care if it was my idea. Hello." And whoever she was on the phone to hang up.

I'm Dean Lillith," She says as she enters the room,

"Named after the demon." I muttered earning a laugh from the younger boy around my age.

" and you must be..." Lillith says ignoring my comment.

"Michael Wayland" The man says shaking he hand. "Ah, yes. Guy Morgan, a pleasure. You look like a man who knows things."

"Aha, even some things I shouldn't know." The man says and I roll my eyes as I go to get a cup of coffee for lillith and Mr Wayland

"And I'm Jace."

"Great." Lillith says and I zone out of the conversation the blonde guy Jace keeps looking at me.

"Now, let's talk about my son."

"Of course." Lillith replies a tad annoyed. "Have you reviewed your schedule, Jace?"

"Yes, I have." Jace says pulling out his schedule. "In fact, um, I'd like to add a music class, Um, the music theory...

"Wellesley has a great business program." Lillith offers.

"That's why we're here." Mr Wayland says. "There are two types of people in the music biz: Artists and businessmen. Jace is a businessman."

"Of course." Lillith replies but Jace acts like its not what he really wants to do."

Clary, Look alive. Make yourself useful. Jace is gonna need a tour of the campus." Lillith says and my ears prick up. "So text Bev and ask her to escort Mr. Wayland around campus." I nod, "Now, Luke, if you are half as talented a producer as your father"

"The verdict's still out." Mr Wayland cut in, "He hasn't earned it. Heard the story of how I started in the music business?"

"Yes, everybody's heard it, Dad." Jace complains.

"Then everybody should know how it goes. There I was, working for The Rolling Stones when Mick himself-"Mr Wayland start but he is cut off by Jace.

"Dad."

"Fine. As I said ,the verdict is still out on my son. He just produced an album with the Fruity Dangers?"

" Do you mean Danger Fruit?" I ask suddenly interested "That record was amazing."

" I forgot what they were called because they made me absolutely no money." Mr Wayland said sternly

"Thank you. Rare I meet anyone who's heard their album." Jace smiles

"What, are you kidding? They're a cult phenomenon." I say like the fangirl I am.

"I'm sorry. Why are you talking?" Lilith glares

"What I need is for Jace to learn to spot a commercially viable star." Mr Wayland continues "Image drives the bottom line, right? I feel you. Would we have Bieber Fever if he were an ugly troll? Actually, he is a tad hobbit-like, isn't he?" Mr Wayland asks.

"I'd like Jace to produce your Semester Showcase...to see if he can identify sellable talent."

"I produce the Semester Showcase." Jace says unsure while everyone is ltoo busy talking I slip my demo into Mr Waylands bag.

"I will double your Showcase budget. I will invite every talent scout I know. This could be the beginning of a relationship... between Wellesley and Kensington Records." Mr Wayland asks hopeful

" Looks like we have a new producer." Lilith says "Oh, and this is my daughter, Kaelie. Kaelie, this is the platinum-selling, Grammy-winning... and very handsome producer, Mr Wayland. Could you give his son, Luke, a tour?"

"Sure. Would you like to see the Wellesley perks?" Kaelie asked with a flirtatious smile.

"Um, yes, brilliant. Sure." He stuttered turning towards her.

"I love your accent." She said. "Wanna come over tonight?" Oh great she's known him not even 5 minutes and she's already trying to sleep with him.