The Companion
Flibber T. Gibbet
Rated: M
Language, perverted thoughts, and MAYBE some yaoi if I can actually write one… not all in the first few chapters
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing! Meh heh heh. :big scary lawyers with guns and briefcases appear and start chasing author: Nooo! I'm innocent! I own nothing! Don't hurt me::lawyers disappear: Stupid overactive imagination.
Author's Notes: Well… erm… this is my third fic, and my first multi-chaptered one. But seeing that I still have difficulty writing decent length chapters, this will probably be really crappy. No, I'm not self-pitying, yes, I'm really really critical of myself. I just want to be liked and respected. I want to thank BishiHarem for being… well, so nice! Thank you! Wow. I hope this doesn't end up longer than the actual prologue. I'm not going to continue this if I don't get at least … 5 reviews that want me to. I don't want to write and no one read it. My excuse for everyone being so OOC… A) I think the Uchihas would be different when they're alone, B) 'Cause I want them to be, and C) I find it difficult to keep them in character. I mean, sasunaru is hardly in character. All ideas will be greatly appreciated. I'm at a loss as to where to go from here! But not ideas like "I think Sasuke and Sakura should fall in love." Don't you understand! Sasuke and Naruto belong together! Sorry, I get a little carried away. Well, I think it's time for the actual story to begin. Enjoy, I hope! Oh yeah, italics are thoughts! Now, enjoy!
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Prologue:
"Sasuke, I think -" Uchiha Mikoto was cut off as her husband, Fugaku, poked her childishly in the ribs. 'Be more assertive," he muttered. She nodded in comprehension. Sasuke rolled his dark eyes. He was lounging on his bed, books and papers strewn all over.
You would think the monarchs of a country wouldn't have trouble talking to their kids… But here you go.
"Mother? Father? I have an important assignment due Monday. Would you please not disturb me for a while?"
"Of course," his mother began. Her husband clamped his hand over her mouth and continued, "What your mother means is that we will gladly leave you to your studies. That is once you have heard and comprehended our most important announcement."
Sasuke sat up, his eyes wide. "Mom, are you pregnant again?" he asked, totally honest.
"What! No! Of course not! Why would you think…" she trailed off, blushing furiously and glaring at her smirking husband.
"Your mother and I have decided that you are to have a companion." He braced himself for his volatile son's possible explosion.
"Don't we already have over a hundred servants?" asked Sasuke absently, his mind focused on the book in front of him. His mother answered, her face having resumes its normal pale complexion. "Actually, a companion, not a servant. Some young man who would be similar to a brother."
"And then what is the point of Itachi?" he asked, his curiosity aroused. Anything to get rid of Itachi.
"Maybe more of a… Well, anyhow. He will be living with you, going to school with you, spending his free time with you, and so on. I am sure you will treat each other with the utmost respect and before you know it, you will become the best of friends!" Mikoto said brightly.
"That has to be illegal," whined the teen. He shivered when his parents smirked simultaneously.
"For commoners, yes. But we are allowed to… ah, tweak the rules a bit in extenuating circumstances." Sasuke just whimpered in reply. His parents were so sadistic. Well, he had had to have inherited it from somewhere.
"I'm glad we got that out of the way. Now get back to your studies. We wouldn't want you to fall behind in your studies." And they gently closed the door and left.
So what now…
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Well, that's my prologue. I hate typing. Gah. I just realized how crappy it is. It seems to contradict itself with every line. Well, you've read, now review, please! Make a child happy!
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