EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
EEVEE
VS
SPARKY
BEGIN

[EEVEE]
HEY THERE FAIRY FAGGOT I'M GONNA ATTACK YOU NOW AND THEN
YOU WON'T BE GRANTING WISHES WHEN I HIT YOU THROUGH THE SHIN
YOU THINK YOU HAVE TALENT BY WAVING YOUR FUCKING TAIL
YOU COULDN'T EVEN DRIVE NO WONDER YOU FAIL
I WILL USE MY QUICK ATTACK ON YOU AND TACKLE THROUGH YOUR ASS
YOU SHOULD TO SPELLAMENTRY AND STAY IN THAT CLASS
MY ANIME SERIES IS MORE COOLER THAN EVER
ALL YOU DO IS LISTEN TO THAT RETARDED TIMMY TURNER

[SPARKY]
OH YOU THINK HE'S A RETARD WELL GARY IS A JACKASS
ALL YOU DO IS LISTEN TO HIM BY CALLING ASH A TRASH
YOU CAN'T TAKE A CHALLENGE WHEN YOU'RE SO SENTIVITVE
AT LEAST I DON'T HIDE MYSELF FROM THAT HYPER ASSHOLE CHESPIN
YOUR EVOLUTION IS SO CRAPPY AND VAIN
I WILL TURN YOU INTO A VAPOREON JUST TO MAKE SOME SHITTY RAIN
I CAN STILL ATTACK YOU AND RAPE YOUR LITTLE PENIS
IF YOUR A BITCH WHO HAD A VAGINA THEN I MIGHT AS WELL RE CHECK IT

[EEVEE]
HA SPARE YOUR DAMN DETAIL ABOUT BEING A FAIRY
I DON'T NEED SOME FUCKING WISHES JUST FOR GOD DAMN EVOLVING
I JUST USE THE FUCKING STONE I AM OKAY WITH THAT JERK
YOUR ANTI DOG OF YOUR IS A DAMN PREVERT
I WILL USE MY RELECTION SO YOU CAN'T DESTROY ME
EVEN IF DA RULES BOOK SAID YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCK ME
I STILL BEAT YOUR ASS EVERYWHERE I GO
NO WONDER YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH A DOG WHO'S A HOE

[SPARKY]
IT AGAINST THE DAMN RULES FOR FAIRY TO DESTROY PEOPLE
IT EVIL AND INSANE WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
BUT I CAN STILL FIGHT YOU WITHOUT BEING A POKEMON
I'LL JUST POOF YOU SOMEWHERE ELSE WHERE YOU'LL BE FUCKING GONE
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH SAYING I CAN'T EVEN DRIVE
THE EEVEE BROTHER SUCK DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING CRY
GO HOME EEVEE I DON'T NEED YOUR DAMN RELECTION
I'LL JUST USE A FORCE FIELD FOR MY OWN PROTECTION

WHO WON
YOU DECIDE