McCoy (to that's not my name by the ting tings)

They call me Chekov, they call me Scotty, they call me Sulu, they call me Spock!

That's not McCoy,

That's not McCoy,

That's not McCoy,

That's not Mc-Coy,

They call me Ricky, they call me Uhura, they call me James---T---Kirk!

That's not McCoy,

That's not McCoy,

That's not McCoy,

That's not Mc-Coy,

They call me Leonard (a.k.a McCoy), they call me Yeoman (a.k.a random weirdo), they call me Unpronounceable (a.k.a Spock), they call me…Pav (a.k.a Chekov)!

That's not McCoy,

That's not McCoy,

That's not McCoy,

That's not Mc-Coy!

(NOTE FROM SPOCK: this song is highly illogical; it is immediately obvious that the author was McCoy)