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It had been two years since the cul-de-sac kids had defeated an alien race, but they had been struggling to survive in their new Earth.

They had grown food from the seeds of fruits and vegetables that they had found, but nothing more. Summers were hard, and winters were brutal.

"I can't take this. It's been two years since we won and we still are being tortured," Nazz said.

"Time heals all wounds," Double D said, exhausted from working in the fields.

"I wish Rolf were here, he knew how to harvest and grow plants," Ed said.

"I miss Jimmy. I know it's been a long time, but I still wish he were here," Sarah cried.

"I miss my parents," Eddy said.

"I was embarrassed by my parents before, but now I wouldn't mind if they showed up right here right now," Kevin said,

"Same," Johnny said.

"Anyone know what month it is?" Double D asked.

"Either early June or late May. Hard to keep track anymore. At least winter is over," Nazz explained.

"Maybe we should've given it some thought before we told the aliens to go away," Double D said.

"Maybe they're still watching us with weird techno-camera things," Johnny exclaimed.

"Let's try. Shout to the sky and tell them to come back Double D," Kevin said.

"OK. Oh alien race. Please come back to Earth and serve us," Double D said. They waited, and nothing had happened.

"Shit," Kevin said. "So, are we going to keep the human race going?" Kevin asked.

"You pervert," Nazz said, throwing a tomato at him.

On a distant planet

"Our leader has commanded us to come back to serve them," the alien said.

"Then we must do so. Get into the ships," the general alien commanded.

Back On Earth (Or what's left of it)

"Man, another hard day. I don't know how much more I can take of this," Eddy said, lying down on his bed.

"Maybe things will get better. Maybe this Earth is just a temporary thing," Double D said.

"You've said that already millions of times in the past two years and nothing has changed Double D," Eddy argued.

"Have faith Eddy," Ed said.

"Faith in what Ed?" Eddy screamed.

Ed cried himself to bed.

Eddy fell asleep thinking about his life before the aliens came.