There was a new poster on the wall. Data looked at it.

NEW ANDROIDS FOR SALE

Guaranteed to force you into spending a lot of your time trying to explain trivial things to them that their pathetic brains are incapable of understanding.

Available in varying colours:

Zesty Lemon

Minty Green

Icy Blue - sorry temporarily out of stock.

Data paled (which wasn't much of a feat)

He had never thought of his skin as 'Minty Green' before.