Note: Set in mid season 3 of Buffy and all technology is appropriately late 1990's
Wile E Coyote had tried for so long to get the Road Runner. Last time he had tried, he had failed miserably by trying to throw a rock off of a cliff and it had hit him. Wile E. Coyote then thought that he could hire someone else to do it for him instead. His new plan was revolutionary. He would call Faith Lehane at the nearest phonebox, and she would kill the Road Runner for him.
Faith then answered the phone next to her bedside, as it was 9 A.M and she had a hangover from partying, and moaned "Who is it?, it better not be Xander." Wile E. Coyote then said, "Its' me, Wile E., Supergenius". Faith said "oh great, I have to help the stupidest cartoon character ever". Wile E. promised a free shipment of Acme gear to her house every week. Faith then said "Five by Five" and got dressed in a jean jacket with a tank top and dark jeans.
Faith then stole a car and then drove to the desert where Wile E. coyote then nodded and pointed over to the end of the road. Wile E used bird seed to catch the Road Runner. The Coyote thought he would fail again because the laws of physics were twisted so much from a curse put on him by a "Luck DemoN", but he said "I have hope given I have a Slayer helping me".
Meanwhile, the Road Runner dipped down and Faith then leaped out and she caught the Road Runner very easily. She then punched the Road Runner and broke its neck, killing it. Wile.E then said "Bravo, Faith" and then he proceeded to cook and eat thee delicious bird. Wile E's curse had been broken the minute Faith strangled the bird. Faith then drove off to Sunnydale in her stolen car after saying "Five by Five" to Wile E.
