A/N: My annual Christmas Crack Fic, another Santa teams up with Magical Girl story... this one was born out of a conversion I had earlier this year... after all the Dark Kingdom did set up shop near the north pole. So anyways enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon if I did... then people would like Crystal... YOU HEARD ME!
Santa: But Emma owns every single OC in this story.
Santa VS. The Dark Kingdom
By Emma Iveli
Chapter 1: Attempt at a Truce
The Multi-Verse is a strange thing. Of course there are the carious canon verse of Sailor Moon, each one different, but then there are non-canon verse, such as the one where Sailor Moon lost to Galaxia so Luna and Artemis recruited a small army of Sailor Senshi or the universe where instead of being revived after the fight with Super Beryl they were reincarnated in a small town Oregon.
But this story is a rather interesting universe… a universe where Santa Claus was real…
It all started one day while the Elves were making children toys. Santa was observing them while drinking cocoa.
"Santa! Santa! We have trouble"! yelled one of the Elves.
"What?" asked Santa.
"It's hard to explain, we have to show you!" yelled the elf.
They went to Santa's control room where they found a very unnatural looking for volcano.
"It's in our territory." Said the elf.
The elf began to run some energy scans.
Both Santa and the Elf looked at the Scans.
"The Dark Kingdom." Said the Elf.
That was when Mrs. Claus came into the room.
"What's going on?" asked Mrs. Claus.
"The Dark Kingdom." Said the Elf, "1,000 years ago there was a kingdom on the moon. The Dark Kingdom set the people of earth on a war again it, destroying it."
Santa and Mrs. Claus were shocked.
"However this your territory now…" said the Elf, "Your magic is what guides it."
"Which means I must fight them off." Said Santa.
"But I don't think that's a good idea." said the Elf, "Due to the fact that there those that must defeat them it's probably better for you to send them away."
Santa didn't respond.
"Look just try to get them to leave first." Said the elf, "I'll talk to the other strategists to see their ideas."
The elf left room leaving Mrs. Claus and Santa alone.
"I've never had to deal with anything like this before." Sighed Santa.
"What about…" said Mrs. Claus.
"He managed to survive that, remember… besides that wasn't my doing, that Krampus." Said Santa.
"Oh right and you're still on bad terms with him." Said Mrs. Claus.
"Look I'll try to get him out of the territory. Hopefully it won't lead to a war." Said Santa.
And so Santa met with his elves to discus how to proceed with it. It was determined to tell whoever was currently leading the Dark Kingdom to leave the North Pole and set up shop elsewhere.
And so Santa used his magic to break into the Dark Kingdom.
In the Dark Kingdom the Youma realized they had an intruder. And alerted Queen Beryl.
"What do you mean there's a an intruder?" asked Queen Beryl, "Find him and kill him immediately."
"No need because I'm right here." Said Santa walking towards the throne.
The Youma began to chatter among themselves confused about the stranger fat man in the red suit that just appeared.
"Who are you!" demanded queen Beryl.
"I have many names, but one of the most common is Santa Claus." Said Santa.
Queen Beryl could sense the magic radiating off of the strange fat man that appeared.
"You're a wizard…" said Queen Beryl.
"Something like that." Said Santa.
"What do you want?" asked Queen Beryl.
"You see the entire artic circle is my territory." Said Santa, "I would prefer not to wage war. So how about you move your entire place elsewhere in the world."
"You wage war, what type of begins to do you have at your deposal?" asked Queen Beryl.
"Elves." Answered Santa.
"Which kind?" asked Queen Beryl.
Santa sighed, there were many elven races. From Dark to others…
Unfortunately the kind he had wasn't exactly the most intimidating.
"The short ones." He admitted.
Queen Beryl laughed.
"You and that army try to fight my Youma?" she asked as she laughed, "You won't stand a chance."
Santa sighed, "Very well." Said Santa, "I will figure out a way to remove you. But you will regret not taking up on my offer."
With that Santa disappeared with a puff of snow and the fresh scents of gingerbread and pine.
Santa appeared back in the Work Shop.
"How did it go?" asked Mrs. Claus.
"Not very well." Said Santa.
That was when the Elf that gave him the news showed up.
"We have made our decisions." Said one of the elves.
Santa was brought to where his strategists were.
"All right we have determined to help awaken the Princess and The Sailor Senshi." Said one of the strategist.
"The Sailor Senshi?" asked Santa.
The Elven strategists nodded.
"It might be a way to fight them without hurting our numbers" said the strangest.
"And besides…" said another one, "IT wouldn't feel right."
"So how do I find them?" asked Santa.
"Once we given you a feel of their magic you will be able to sense them." Said one of the strategists.
"Also we should find the Rainbow Crystal Carriers." Said one of the other Strategists, "This way to make sure the Dark Kingdom don't their hands on them."
Santa was confused.
"I guess we should explain about that…" said one of the Strategists.
They told the tale of how Queen Serenity sealed the 7 Shadow Warriors into small shard of the Silver Crystal, and how it won't be found unless all the Shards now known as the Rainbow Crystals are found.
"This is getting complicated." Sighed Santa.
"You ain't seen nothing yet." Said the elf who gave him the news.
"Should we also find the reincarnation of the prince?" asked one of the elves.
"Probably for the best knowing Beryl's obsession with him." Said one of the other strategist.
Santa sighed.
He wasn't as old as the other elves, but he did know that this particular race of Elves were just as knowledgeable of the lore of the earth as any other.
"All right after I get all the history I need to know we'll plan out the arm." Said Santa.
Elf Strategist all nodded, knowing that the plans would have to be made sooner or later.
And so Santa's war with the Dark Kingdom began… and no one was sure what direction it would take…
Next Time: Santa must find both the Sailor Senshi and the Rainbow Crystal Carriers. But it's easier said than done what with people who don't celebrate Christmas, people who hate Santa and even one person on the naughty list. Can they get them all? Find out next time!
