Hey. I'm Aang. Most of you know me as the Avatar. Well, I bet your someone who thinks saving the world from time is pretty cool. Well, guess what! SCREW YOU!
Being the Avatar isn't all peaches and cream. I don't get the oppurtunity that other kids do, such as BEING A KID! I mean, give me a break, guys, I'm only 12. Well, let me walk you through a day in the life of an Avatar; Wake up. Get dressed. Eat crappy food. Train with Toph. Eat some more crappy food. Travel to random places while randomly earning random tasks that lead to my main goals. Eat even CRAPPIER food. Go to sleep. Every day is exactly the same. And if it isn't, then something bad happened. I never get the excitement I used to before I was an Avatar. I mean, sure, there is a little fun here and there, but nowhere close to how I used to back in the days. Back then, everything was cool. Monk Gyatso taught me lessons and made scrumptious meals, my friends and I would play Air Scooter tag almost every day, and no one caused any trouble. Life was good...until the day I found out I was "the one."
To this date, life sucks. Food sucks. The world sucks. When will I get some real excitement? Hey, I apologize for being cranky, but how would you feel if you found out that you were frozen in an iceberg for 100 years during a waging war? Fiddlesticks...
Well, let me tell you about the time when when my anti-excitement streak was broken. It all started on a bright, sunny day at a colossal Earth Kingdom village... and let me just say, I happen to like talking in third-person...
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Chapter 1
The Early Day
It was another ordinary day for Aang. Walking around the village with no interest along with Sokka, Katara, and Toph, he rubbed his eyes, getting tired of Katara and Sokka's constant blabbering about how fantastic Colossal Village is. Paying no attention to where he was going, Aang bumped into a woman.
"Hey, watch it!" the woman yelled.
Before she continued walking, Aang yelled back, "You watch it!"
"What?!" the woman feuded.
"Take it down a bit, Aang!" Sokka said. "Man, you've been cranky lately."
"Well, if we would stop visiting random villages and just find what we're looking for..." Aang trailed off.
"And what exactly are we looking for?" Toph replied.
"A firebending instructor. What the heck are we doing looking for a firebender in the Earth Kingom?"
"You'll never know what you'd run into," Katara said.
"You can say that again..." Aang rebuttled. The gang continued walking, but were interrupted yet again by a merchant.
"Excuse me, kind sir!" the merchant asked.
"You're excused..."Aang passed him.
"But I have four free tickets to the Jass Show at Colossal Bar!" the merchant was able to shout. Aang turned and looked at the four tickets the merchant's dirty hands were holding. Four tickets to Jazz. It reminded him of his jazz days with the Sungi Sax. He was the best Sax player at the Southern Air Temple. He'd get fans all over him...
(Aang's Note: Sorry, got a little carried away...)
"Free?" Aang replied.
"Yes! Free! And I also see that you have three friends. Perfect!"
"We'll take 'em!" Sokka snatched the tickets from the merchant's hands. Before anybody could say anything else, the merchant disappeared.
"That was weird," Katara and Toph said in unison.
"Who cares?" Sokka yelled. "We have four tickets to the Jazz Show, AND it's at a bar! I can't wait to have some Iceweiser."
"Sokka, no drinking this time," Katara said.
"What did you say about 'never knowing what you'd run into?'" Toph replied.
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And who would know that a Jazz Show could even attract the purest evil in all existence?
