Happy Holidays!
Authors note: This is only the first chapter, and it just kinda sets up the story, but it doesn't have much to do with the title. And while this is humor, there will be some violence, but not beyond the shows' range I hope. And yes, this is my first posted ifc, so please review and be honest!
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[[]]= authors note
"Titans go!" Robins voice rang out strongly.
The Teem Titams burst through the bank doors. A strange sight greeted them. To the right, through a doorway, two men in black spandex and silver armor held sleek looking guns on several hostages. There were more men in the back, and several loitering around.
Starfiress' evey glowed green, "Let them go!"
With a muffled curse, the closest robber opened fire.
The Titans instantly split up, Starfire flying to the right, Raven to the left. Robin and Cyborg went straight on. Beast Boy.Well, he was dealing with the getaway car in the back of the bank..
The other men didn't take long to get their act together. Red laser bolts flashed through the air several colliding with Ravens force shield and Cyborg's armor plated chest.
Starfire weaved to the right then the left, dodging blasts, before taking one of them down with a well-aimed starbolt.
Raven took another out with a wave of pain in the form of a heavy chair.
Robin did a forward flip from behind Cyborg' back, slamming an armor clad man in the chest, as his Bo-staff flashed.
At the same time, Cyborg went for the win, simultaneously shoving two robbers into the wall, loosening several bricks.
Meanwhile, Starfire was having a tense fight in a small office over the safety of the hostages. Starfire ducked under a laser bolt, then sprang forward catching her enemy in a vicious right-hook Robin had shown her. Suprisingly, it worked, because the man stumbled, his gun dropped, leaving him wide open for the soon coming starbolt that put him out of the fight permanently.
But, she was so engrossed in defeating the enemy, that she didn't notice the other sneaking up on her until it was too late. Who quickly gave her the pleasure of right- hook for herself, followed by a kick to the gut.
Starfire coughed up blood, trying to gather the necessary energy for a defending starbolt. She was pretty sure the man smiled as he leveled his gun at her and pulled the trigger-----and froze as Robins' Bo-staff smashed all the way through the gun, It sparked briefly, before Robin whipped it out of the room, exploding outside.
The robbers paralysis lasted only a moment, before he reached for his sidearm, but thought better of it, as Robin pushed his staff against his throat. He slowly raised his hands.
"Good choice." Robin grunted as he quickly spun him around and cuffed him. Then he re-spun the robber and ripped off his helmet. "Now who.A woman?!?!"
"So? Doesn't matter, you'll NEVER defeat the Black Knights! We are invincible!"
Her laughter continued right up until the point where an unmasked knight stumbled in from the back.
"Commander! Our escape vehicle was destroyed by a green rhin.o."
Realization dawned on him as he took stock of the situation. He turned and ran-----------Only to be shoved down and sat on by a green gorilla. The gorilla gave the Titans a friendly wave.
Robin smiled. "Perfect timing."
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"Aw look at this! My rare Tibetan pot! You guys trashed everything!" The short owner of the bank that hosted the battle complained.
That was the last straw for Robin. "Come on! We saved YOUR life, the lives of your employees, and like 2 million bucks! You could at least show a little gratitude you stuck up, crap-smelling, pig-headed, SCROOGE!" The last comment was punctuated by a batarang burying itself a half-inch into the marble wall behind the banker, a half-inch from his head.
After THAT demonstration, Robin stomped out.
With a worried look Starfire followed.
"He kinda has a point you guys. "Cyborg looked accusingly at the banker. Meanwhile, Beast Boy tried valiantly to free Robins batarang from the wall.
The furious banker looked like he was about to explode.
Rolling their eyes the remaining Teen Titans left.
TT-TT-TT-TT-TT
Robin paused with a sigh, barely a dozen yards from the bank., and swung a punch through the air in pure frustration.
He felt a touch on his shoulder, turned and wasn't surprised to see Starfire standing there.
"Hey Star."
"Hi Robin." She smiled at him. "Are you umm.OK?"
He sighed. "I dunno. Why do I even DO this? Tough life, few to no perks, lots of life-threatening danger, and no thanks even.
Starfire looked slightly confused after all of that, then smiled again. "I know! Because it's the right thing to do; and it's nice to help people!"
Robin smiled.{So innocent.} "I think you get more than you let on Star.
She smiled back brilliantly. [[I like having her smile don't I?]] "Why thank you Robin!" Then she gave him a VERY close, tight hug.
Robin turned red and coughed slightly. "Uh.Star, thanks but, we're out in public and."
"Oh I'm sorry Robin."
"No prob, just for a sec I could see the Tabloids: Bird-boy superhero weds alien!" Starfire looked confused, but nodded.
"AHEM! I hope I'm not interrupting anything."
Both teens turned quickly to meet Cyborg.
"We're going out for pizza, and if you two lovebirds aren't too busy, maybe you'd like to come with us." Cyborg looked like he was quietly laughing.
Robin flushed red," For you infor." But was interupted.
"As long as they have mustard!"
Robin sighed at Starfire's strange acceptance of the invataion, but followed as they left.
There you go my first chapter! If some people review I'll post again and keep the story alive! So review!
Authors note: This is only the first chapter, and it just kinda sets up the story, but it doesn't have much to do with the title. And while this is humor, there will be some violence, but not beyond the shows' range I hope. And yes, this is my first posted ifc, so please review and be honest!
""=words
{}=thoughts
[[]]= authors note
"Titans go!" Robins voice rang out strongly.
The Teem Titams burst through the bank doors. A strange sight greeted them. To the right, through a doorway, two men in black spandex and silver armor held sleek looking guns on several hostages. There were more men in the back, and several loitering around.
Starfiress' evey glowed green, "Let them go!"
With a muffled curse, the closest robber opened fire.
The Titans instantly split up, Starfire flying to the right, Raven to the left. Robin and Cyborg went straight on. Beast Boy.Well, he was dealing with the getaway car in the back of the bank..
The other men didn't take long to get their act together. Red laser bolts flashed through the air several colliding with Ravens force shield and Cyborg's armor plated chest.
Starfire weaved to the right then the left, dodging blasts, before taking one of them down with a well-aimed starbolt.
Raven took another out with a wave of pain in the form of a heavy chair.
Robin did a forward flip from behind Cyborg' back, slamming an armor clad man in the chest, as his Bo-staff flashed.
At the same time, Cyborg went for the win, simultaneously shoving two robbers into the wall, loosening several bricks.
Meanwhile, Starfire was having a tense fight in a small office over the safety of the hostages. Starfire ducked under a laser bolt, then sprang forward catching her enemy in a vicious right-hook Robin had shown her. Suprisingly, it worked, because the man stumbled, his gun dropped, leaving him wide open for the soon coming starbolt that put him out of the fight permanently.
But, she was so engrossed in defeating the enemy, that she didn't notice the other sneaking up on her until it was too late. Who quickly gave her the pleasure of right- hook for herself, followed by a kick to the gut.
Starfire coughed up blood, trying to gather the necessary energy for a defending starbolt. She was pretty sure the man smiled as he leveled his gun at her and pulled the trigger-----and froze as Robins' Bo-staff smashed all the way through the gun, It sparked briefly, before Robin whipped it out of the room, exploding outside.
The robbers paralysis lasted only a moment, before he reached for his sidearm, but thought better of it, as Robin pushed his staff against his throat. He slowly raised his hands.
"Good choice." Robin grunted as he quickly spun him around and cuffed him. Then he re-spun the robber and ripped off his helmet. "Now who.A woman?!?!"
"So? Doesn't matter, you'll NEVER defeat the Black Knights! We are invincible!"
Her laughter continued right up until the point where an unmasked knight stumbled in from the back.
"Commander! Our escape vehicle was destroyed by a green rhin.o."
Realization dawned on him as he took stock of the situation. He turned and ran-----------Only to be shoved down and sat on by a green gorilla. The gorilla gave the Titans a friendly wave.
Robin smiled. "Perfect timing."
TT-TT-TT-TT-TT
"Aw look at this! My rare Tibetan pot! You guys trashed everything!" The short owner of the bank that hosted the battle complained.
That was the last straw for Robin. "Come on! We saved YOUR life, the lives of your employees, and like 2 million bucks! You could at least show a little gratitude you stuck up, crap-smelling, pig-headed, SCROOGE!" The last comment was punctuated by a batarang burying itself a half-inch into the marble wall behind the banker, a half-inch from his head.
After THAT demonstration, Robin stomped out.
With a worried look Starfire followed.
"He kinda has a point you guys. "Cyborg looked accusingly at the banker. Meanwhile, Beast Boy tried valiantly to free Robins batarang from the wall.
The furious banker looked like he was about to explode.
Rolling their eyes the remaining Teen Titans left.
TT-TT-TT-TT-TT
Robin paused with a sigh, barely a dozen yards from the bank., and swung a punch through the air in pure frustration.
He felt a touch on his shoulder, turned and wasn't surprised to see Starfire standing there.
"Hey Star."
"Hi Robin." She smiled at him. "Are you umm.OK?"
He sighed. "I dunno. Why do I even DO this? Tough life, few to no perks, lots of life-threatening danger, and no thanks even.
Starfire looked slightly confused after all of that, then smiled again. "I know! Because it's the right thing to do; and it's nice to help people!"
Robin smiled.{So innocent.} "I think you get more than you let on Star.
She smiled back brilliantly. [[I like having her smile don't I?]] "Why thank you Robin!" Then she gave him a VERY close, tight hug.
Robin turned red and coughed slightly. "Uh.Star, thanks but, we're out in public and."
"Oh I'm sorry Robin."
"No prob, just for a sec I could see the Tabloids: Bird-boy superhero weds alien!" Starfire looked confused, but nodded.
"AHEM! I hope I'm not interrupting anything."
Both teens turned quickly to meet Cyborg.
"We're going out for pizza, and if you two lovebirds aren't too busy, maybe you'd like to come with us." Cyborg looked like he was quietly laughing.
Robin flushed red," For you infor." But was interupted.
"As long as they have mustard!"
Robin sighed at Starfire's strange acceptance of the invataion, but followed as they left.
There you go my first chapter! If some people review I'll post again and keep the story alive! So review!
