"C'mon Apu!"

Aladdin was running for his life across rooftops in downtown Agrabah with his trusty monkey sidekick... Abu. Replaced by Apu Nahasapeemapetilon by creative license of the movie's director.

Since there wasn't enough cultural diversity in Disney's original film.

"Yeah yeah! Just a second." By the way, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon was played by Danny De Vito. "Can you believe the crap these arabic guys throw away? I mean look, here's a perfectly good washer and dryer set just thrown out on the street, it's sickening. I mean, do you need a washer and dryer set, Aladin." He said the main character's name in a mocking condensing sing-song tone for some reason.

"Not now Apu!" Aladdin screeched to a halt. He'd run out of rooftops.

Glancing back over his shoulder at his pursuers Al was greeted to a clearly cut and paste black and white footage of the German Army invading Poland.

Aladdin looked down into the streets below. Seeing footage of a city riot outside Greensdale, Utah. He looked at the monkey clinging to his face.

Danny DeVito shuffled over lighting up a cigar and looking up at the young man expectantly. "We're gonna jump right? Isn't that this part in the movie."

Danny DeVito was clearly greenscreened into the shot.

Footage of german soldiers storming a bunker played before getting interrupted by a comparison clip from Star Wars of Darth Vader entering the Blockade Runner from the first movie.

"Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans and bring me the Ambassador. I want her alive!"

"We gotta juuuuuuuump!" Aladdin did the unthinkable and jumped to his death.

Danny DeVito thought twice about it, and due to the magic of greenscreen, was able to just walk around Darth Vader's german army and escape slowly saying "I'm too old for this shit."

The German Army, aided by the Ottoman Empire led by the Dark Lord of the Sith himself, then subsequently invaded and captured most of the Middle East in a smashing film called: "Princess isn't in this one"

But that's a tale for another day.

Aladdin was scraped of the ground with a spatula by a disgruntled Agrabah Guard who had been ousted for his role as Aladdin's pursuer because he had badmouthed the director on set in the initial shooting.

His remains were not recovered.

Other people shot on set included Danny DeVito, who despite being immune to most CONVENTIONAL weapons while greenscreened was NOT immune to a Police Officer who was ALSO greenscreened.

The film was heralded for its clever use of wordplay, script and the fact that it made 4.7 billion dollars on a 57 cent budget. Harrison Ford won a grammy award for his brilliant protrayal of the discarded washer and dryer set.

The director then sold the award to finance a drug addiction, was arrested but the evidence was conveniently replaced by a pooh stick. Which Roo promptly picked up and deposited back to the Fellowship of the Pooh.

The End.