WATCH OUT!

TONS OF OUT OF CHARACTERNESS MAY PURSUE! WHY? BECAUSE IT'LL PROBABLY BE FUNNIER THAT WAY.

And someone PLEASE feed Namine.


The Diary of Namine

Chapter One: Finding the Diary

It began on a day where Larxene dashed into the kitchen, holding a large thin book in her hand. The members of Organization XIII looked up to find her, breathless and excited. Of course, Xemnas was always looking at that stupid moon of his, so it should never be considered that he was going to be part of the group. He needed to be laid. Yes, indeed.

Back to the story, Larxene was about to yell something exciting when everyone merely looked away and continued their business. Axel, Roxas, Demyx, and Lexaeus were fighting over some leftover chicken wings. Luxor, Marluxia, and Saix were playing cards to see who would be the one to go on the next mission. Loser had to do it in a pretty pink version of the Organization uniform created by Larxene for her own devious purposes. Xigbar was playing with knives in the corner, and Xaldin and Zexion were just lazing around after coming back from a mission. Larxene held up the notebook in her hand and screamed, "MANSLAVES, LOOKIT HERE!"

Of course, all of the guys looked up. Roxas even looked a little embarrassed, causing Axel to slap him on back of his head. Demyx laughed at the two idiots while Lexaeus stole the chicken wings while the three weren't looking. Dang, they were good. Zexion sighed, lying on the couch. He had Lexaeus bring it to the kitchen because he had wanted to laze around food. Everyone knew that Zexion got a little lonely by himself though.

"What is it? You're wasting our time?" Saix asked, obviously upset that he had a bad hand. If one looked closely, you could see he had odd cards. Marluxia nodded with Saix. He wasn't doing too well either, but he was better off than Saix. Luxor had a straight poker-face, but Larxene saw the cards he had hidden in his Organization coat. Xigbar looked up, holding a knife with a creepily happy smile.

"THIS," Larxene stated, holding up the large notebook, "Is our little witch's dear diary. I took it while she was sleeping."

"Did someone forget to feed her again?" Xaldin asked, obviously annoyed. "She never sleeps long enough for anyone of us to see her sleep unless we don't feed her. Who was supposed to feed her?"

"Oops, my bad!" Lexaeus shouted, munching on his well-stolen chicken wings. Roxas punched him in the shoulder, frowning. Part of his anger was from the stolen chicken wings, but most of it was for not feeding Namine. At least, Roxas thought so.

"Go feed her, stupid!"

"You go feed her. She's your giiiiiiiiiiirlfriend," Lexaeus teased, laughing aloud. Roxas turned a bright red, obviously embarrassed. He never forgot to feed Namine when it was his turn. Everyone knew he watched her eat as well. He always got her the best food too. The castle shook, the source coming from above.

"Dang, who's on the Xemnas feeding duty today?" Luxor asked angrily. The shake almost had all of the cards in his pants to fall out. Everyone stared at him.

"We had to feed Xemnas too?" Axel asked, obviously duped.

"Well he never comes down from looking at that stupid light of his," Luxor snapped angrily. Another rumble came. Everyone began to argue in the kitchen while the rumbles became louder and louder. Obviously no one wanted to go near that freak. He could preach about hearts for hours on end, causing the listening to pray for a lightning bolt to shoot him down. The only ones to escape were Saix and Roxas, but those reasons were because Saix said he had to return to a meeting and Roxas promised to come back to listen to more. He never did.

"SHUT UPPPPPPPP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" the Savage Nymph screeched, causing the entire building to go still and silent. In her sleep, Namine turned and began having a nightmare. Back to the kitchen, Larxene held up the notebook. "This is her diary full of SECRETS about US. Don't you want to know what's in here?"

Roxas sat there for a moment, letting the information sink in. What would Namine write about him? Did she like him too? A blush crept upon his cheeks at the thought of even being thought by Namine. She acknowledged him after all. He wasn't a freak! He wasn't a freak! Of course, Roxas was getting ahead of himself. Axel sighed, knowing what his best friend was thinking. Curse those rampaging teenage hormones.

"But I can't get in," Larxene commented. "It's voice activated."

Everyone paused for a moment, letting the thought sink in. Simultaneously, they all thought the same thing.

"How the heck did she find time to escape and get a voice activated lock?"


Author's Note

This is just a few chapters about how I think the Organization would react if they found Namine's diary. I've had this idea for an online comic, but I think writing it first might work out a little better. Of course, I don't know what'll happen, so I rated it T just in case. I'm pretty sure crack pairings will pursue along with just the normal craziness of putting a bunch of Organization members together. I'm going to do my best so all the members get their justice, but now that I've seen how I made Roxas such an adorable kid, I get this horrible feeling that I might just favor him over everyone else... (I made him a little like Asuka from Otomen, if you've read it. X3)

Oh, Namine won't really have a main role in this series. She'll just be mentioned. It's her diary that matters. It's like she's with us... but not.

Anyway, thanks for reading and I hope you'll keep reading this!