Paladin Oculus: Ok
Paladin Oculus: Choose
Paladin Oculus: your
Paladin Oculus: race
Paladin Oculus: Any race
Paladin Oculus: you want
Loogie: pikachu mother fucker :3
Paladin Oculus: no
Paladin Oculus: something
Paladin Oculus: with a name
Paladin Oculus: thats a job
Paladin Oculus: lol
Loogie: lel
Paladin Oculus: fine
Paladin Oculus: let me
Paladin Oculus: roll
Paladin Oculus: for ypur race
Paladin Oculus: Ok
Paladin Oculus: you are Pikachu Mother Fucker
Paladin Oculus: choose your class
Loogie: assasin
Loogie: or rogue
Loogie: or whatever
Loogie: its caleled
Paladin Oculus: doesnt matter
Paladin Oculus: you can pick whatever you want
Loogie: istabyou
Paladin Oculus: ok
Loogie: is the class name
Paladin Oculus: rolling for assassin
Paladin Oculus: or something
Paladin Oculus: rolling itsbyou
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: youre itsbyou
Paladin Oculus: name
Paladin Oculus: ?
Loogie: bob
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: Where would you like to start
Paladin Oculus: ?
Loogie: dont care or do i know where i can start
Loogie: lel
Loogie: just random
Paladin Oculus: you start in a alley
Paladin Oculus: where
Paladin Oculus: there
Paladin Oculus: is
Paladin Oculus: crack houses
Paladin Oculus: do you get out of the alley
Paladin Oculus: ?
Loogie: yes
Paladin Oculus: you found a large Porn Magazine
Paladin Oculus: do you read for +1 horny level?
Loogie: can i use it to smoke crack
Paladin Oculus: yes
Paladin Oculus: do you want to smoke crack
Loogie: i smoke crack with it
Paladin Oculus: ?
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: Ill roll
Loogie: because fuck reading
Paladin Oculus: ok a 10
Paladin Oculus: you smoke crack
Paladin Oculus: and
Paladin Oculus: it gets you a good high
Paladin Oculus: -1 large prno magazine
Loogie: like im ever going to read
Loogie: :3
Paladin Oculus: you walk into a Tavern
Paladin Oculus: and recognize your cousin
Paladin Oculus: that was in Steath college
Paladin Oculus: with you
Paladin Oculus: what do you do?
Loogie: considering i live in a crack house i pass it as an illusion and drink
Paladin Oculus: rolling for it
Paladin Oculus: ok you ignore
Paladin Oculus: your cousin
Paladin Oculus: and drink 3 heavy liquor brands
Paladin Oculus: you dont know which one
Paladin Oculus: is which
Paladin Oculus: because
Paladin Oculus: youre still stoned
Paladin Oculus: what do you do
Paladin Oculus: ?
Loogie: pass out
Paladin Oculus: you have a dream
Paladin Oculus: a image
Paladin Oculus: in your mind tells you to travel through the portal
Paladin Oculus: you wake up in the world of fagot
Paladin Oculus: you meat a strange figure
Paladin Oculus: will you talk to him
Loogie: my mind just said travel through the portal
Loogie: so
Loogie: it must mean sex
Loogie: right
Paladin Oculus: idk
Loogie: so talk to him
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: when you go over to him
Paladin Oculus: he ignores you
Paladin Oculus: what do?
Loogie: scan area
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: Scan unsuccessful
Paladin Oculus: But
Paladin Oculus: you can give him soemthing
Paladin Oculus: to
Paladin Oculus: make
Paladin Oculus: him talk to you
Loogie: i ask him for a round of crack i keep around for emergencies
Paladin Oculus: So as
Paladin Oculus: he
Paladin Oculus: smokes the crack
Paladin Oculus: he
Paladin Oculus: reveals his name
Paladin Oculus: he appears to be named
Paladin Oculus: HEXAGONE
Paladin Oculus: and
Loogie: (fucking wumbo)
Loogie: (shoulda saw that one coming)
Paladin Oculus: he askes you to complete the 7 trials of wumbo
Loogie: ill do it
Paladin Oculus: what do you say
Paladin Oculus: ?
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: (HEXAGONE TELEPORTS YOU TO A HALLWAY
Paladin Oculus: you walk down the hallway
Paladin Oculus: you see
Paladin Oculus: a
Paladin Oculus: skeleton
Paladin Oculus: what do you do
Loogie: search skeleton for anything
Loogie: if cant find take a bone for a club
Paladin Oculus: Rolling
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: you found 1 peice of gold
Paladin Oculus: and
Paladin Oculus: you use
Paladin Oculus: a
Paladin Oculus: hardened turd for a wepon
Paladin Oculus: you keep moving
Loogie: man how stoned am i? XD
Paladin Oculus: you come to a door
Paladin Oculus: there is of course an adventurer
Paladin Oculus: at the dorr
Paladin Oculus: what do you do
Loogie: take the turd and stab his knee
Loogie: of course
Loogie: shouting
Loogie: "TURD TO THE KNEE"
Loogie: "YER ADVENTURING DAYS ARE OVER"
Paladin Oculus: rolling the dices...
Loogie: what else is there to do
Paladin Oculus: Unsuccesful stab
Paladin Oculus: you fall down
Paladin Oculus: on your dick
Paladin Oculus: 'the adventure notices you
Paladin Oculus: and picks you up from the ground
Paladin Oculus: " Hello Ther!" would you like some
Paladin Oculus: RARE CANDY!"
Paladin Oculus: WHAT DO YOU DO
Loogie: considering in pokemon world thats perminate steriods
Loogie: i say yes
Loogie: and give him weed for troubles
Loogie: atleast i think its weed
Paladin Oculus: rolling...
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: you give him weed
Paladin Oculus: and
Paladin Oculus: he give you 20 peices of rare candy
Paladin Oculus: for it is poison to humans
Paladin Oculus: what do you do
Paladin Oculus: the door is still locked though
Loogie: eat all rare candies and try to break door
Loogie: because perma steriods
Paladin Oculus: Would you like to spend 1 point for hint you could do?
Paladin Oculus: Would you like to spend 1 point for hint you could do?
Paladin Oculus: or
Paladin Oculus: no
Paladin Oculus: ok]
Paladin Oculus: rolling...
Paladin Oculus: so you eat all the candy
Paladin Oculus: and you punch the dorr
Paladin Oculus: *FALCON PAUNCHH*
Paladin Oculus: the door knocks you back and say "GET OUT"
Paladin Oculus: and plays
Paladin Oculus: Babra Straisand
Paladin Oculus: lol.
Paladin Oculus: what do you do
Loogie: remove all clothing
Loogie: maybe that will let me through
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Loogie: because he wants me gone
Loogie: :3
Paladin Oculus: you remove all clothing
Paladin Oculus: and the door
Paladin Oculus: does not open
Paladin Oculus: some bad roll
Paladin Oculus: lol
Loogie: idea
Paladin Oculus: would you like to spend a point
Paladin Oculus: /?
Loogie: put on underwere and save clothes then just ask it to go through because going back i s not an option
Paladin Oculus: uhh
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: unsuccesfull
Paladin Oculus: :L
Loogie: fine
Paladin Oculus: serious
Paladin Oculus: Im not doing this
Paladin Oculus: its
Paladin Oculus: the
Paladin Oculus: dice
Paladin Oculus: lol
Loogie: i knew it
Loogie: my luck is ass
Loogie: wait
Loogie: ass
Loogie: thats it
Paladin Oculus: ?
Loogie: do i have a taco or a burrito?
Paladin Oculus: yOU'
Paladin Oculus: HAVE
Paladin Oculus: A
Paladin Oculus: Taco
Loogie: eat taco then eventually fart in the room with that one magical door
Loogie: maybe gross out and make me gtfo
Paladin Oculus: Your farts do not gross the door out
Paladin Oculus: due to bullshit
Paladin Oculus: dice
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: you only have 3 options left
Paladin Oculus: Spend a skillpoint
Paladin Oculus: or
Paladin Oculus: use
Paladin Oculus: the
Paladin Oculus: turd
Paladin Oculus: or
Paladin Oculus: quit
Paladin Oculus: the
Loogie: o yea
Paladin Oculus: game
Paladin Oculus: lol
Loogie: i forgorgot my paunus
Loogie: is still bleeding
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: no
Paladin Oculus: it
Paladin Oculus: healed
Paladin Oculus: 20 turns ago
Paladin Oculus: lol
Loogie: k
Loogie: whats my skill trees
Paladin Oculus: rape
Loogie: theres assasin whoiam and rape
Paladin Oculus: crack
Loogie: apperently
Paladin Oculus: and
Paladin Oculus: assain
Loogie: idk thats my guess
Loogie: i dont seem to rape much
Paladin Oculus: RAP CRACK AND ASSASSIN
Paladin Oculus: ok
Loogie: so
Loogie: letssee
Loogie: crack
Paladin Oculus: ok
Loogie: longtivity on crack 5%
Paladin Oculus: spend one
Loogie: :#
Loogie: :3
Paladin Oculus: no
Paladin Oculus: its random
Loogie: ok
Paladin Oculus: by dice rolls
Paladin Oculus: lol
Paladin Oculus: Ok
Paladin Oculus: spending one ?
Loogie: yush
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: when you smoke crack
Paladin Oculus: it makes you throw up
Paladin Oculus: because dice rolls suck dick
Paladin Oculus: lol
Loogie: great
Paladin Oculus: but
Paladin Oculus: spending another
Paladin Oculus: or
Paladin Oculus: doing something
Paladin Oculus: ?
Paladin Oculus: fine
Paladin Oculus: WOuld you like to buuy somecrack
Loogie: yes
Loogie: s\
Paladin Oculus: from
Paladin Oculus: the
Paladin Oculus: mobile
Paladin Oculus: dealers?
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: how much
Loogie: 5 grams?
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: 10 weed leaves
Paladin Oculus: for
Paladin Oculus: 5 crack rocks
Paladin Oculus: you buy?
Loogie: yes
Loogie: sense 1 crack rock is like 100 dollars irl
Paladin Oculus: btw raw weed leaves is currency
Paladin Oculus: ok;
Loogie: and weed is leggal in some states
Paladin Oculus: like
Paladin Oculus: 2
Paladin Oculus: lol
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: what do you do now?
Paladin Oculus: 'HINT: theres a twenty five percent chance that smoking crack can turn you into a ghost for 10secs
Loogie: well all i have is a asshole door and HEXAGONE in a room that i cant get out of so just smoke alotta crack
Loogie: till ghost
Loogie: and we can gtfo
Loogie: or
Loogie: ded
Loogie: ?"
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: 'roling
Paladin Oculus: you luckly
Paladin Oculus: smoke enough crack
Paladin Oculus: that you can get through the door
Paladin Oculus: with 8 secs
Paladin Oculus: insteaed of ten
Paladin Oculus: so
Paladin Oculus: you go throught the door?
Loogie: yse
Paladin Oculus: you go through the door
Paladin Oculus: into a room
Loogie: HEXAGONE is stuck in there untill he reaches crack levels?
Paladin Oculus: that is completely white
Paladin Oculus: there
Paladin Oculus: is Hexagone
Loogie: great
Loogie: yey
Paladin Oculus: in the white room
Paladin Oculus: there is a drawing god
Paladin Oculus: what do you do
Loogie: ask for a pencil because this world apperently is a drawing world
Paladin Oculus: you ask for a pencil
Paladin Oculus: he givs you a pen
Loogie: good enough
Paladin Oculus: and offers you to draw
Paladin Oculus: with hm
Paladin Oculus: what do you do?
Loogie: draw with him
Loogie: and remember
Loogie: i just smoked crack
Loogie: this is gonna go great
Paladin Oculus: What would you like to drae
Loogie: i can tell
Paladin Oculus: Crack increases
Loogie: a village
Paladin Oculus: drawing level
Loogie: then godzilla
Loogie: then watch
Paladin Oculus: you draw village
Paladin Oculus: and
Paladin Oculus: godzilla
Paladin Oculus: attacking a village
Paladin Oculus: you stand back
Paladin Oculus: and
Paladin Oculus: see
Paladin Oculus: the picture is alive
Paladin Oculus: the draw god
Paladin Oculus: laughs
Paladin Oculus: and
Paladin Oculus: admires your painting
Paladin Oculus: would you like to ask for his name?
Loogie: yes
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: He give you his name
Paladin Oculus: his name is
Paladin Oculus: Leon
Paladin Oculus: *IN TEN IRL MINUTES BOBS CRACK WILL WHERE OFF*
Paladin Oculus: WHAT DO YOU DO
Loogie: draw and draw and draw hoping a terrible accedent
Loogie: doesnt try to kill me
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: you draw until your arm is tired
Paladin Oculus: but nothing happens
Loogie: draw a bed then take break
Loogie: sleep
Paladin Oculus: rolling...
Paladin Oculus: Before you goto bed
Paladin Oculus: you smoke 3 of the 5 grams of crack
Paladin Oculus: and drift to sleep
Paladin Oculus: *200 hours later*
Paladin Oculus: bob wakes up in a darkened lighting building
Paladin Oculus: tied to a dead hooker
Paladin Oculus: what do yoiu do
Loogie: is it possible to rape it
Loogie: form current angle
Paladin Oculus: yes
Loogie: do so
Loogie: because outside the alley not much rape goes on
Paladin Oculus: want to rape it?
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: you unsuccesfully raped it
Loogie: o yea
Loogie: i still have broken painus
Loogie: shazbot
Loogie: can i move
Paladin Oculus: your dick is too small
Paladin Oculus: :L
Paladin Oculus: what do?
Paladin Oculus: yes
Paladin Oculus: slightly
Loogie: try to wiggle free
Loogie: maybe those perma steroids
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Loogie: wernt a good idea
Paladin Oculus: you wiggled free
Paladin Oculus: you see a gun next to the dead hooker
Paladin Oculus: what do
Loogie: grab gun for later
Paladin Oculus: you grab the gun
Loogie: and check clip for ammo
Paladin Oculus: would you like to Identify it?
Loogie: yes
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: the gun turns out to be
Paladin Oculus: a
Paladin Oculus: plasma cannon
Paladin Oculus: with 20 shells
Loogie: what game
Paladin Oculus: in it
Loogie: kind
Loogie: or just
Loogie: general
Paladin Oculus: general
Paladin Oculus: technically
Paladin Oculus: it
Loogie: k
Paladin Oculus: is
Paladin Oculus: a
Paladin Oculus: plasma rifle
Paladin Oculus: but
Paladin Oculus: what do
Paladin Oculus: ?
Loogie: scan area
Loogie: for a exiit
Paladin Oculus: the room is boarded up
Paladin Oculus: and
Paladin Oculus: enclosed
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: scan unsuccesful
Paladin Oculus: what do?
Loogie: can i shoot and disinigrate the bords
Paladin Oculus: there is a boarded up window
Loogie: board
Paladin Oculus: yes
Loogie: s
Paladin Oculus: of course
Loogie: pew
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: boards are made of titanium alloy
Paladin Oculus: and the lazer bounce back and
Paladin Oculus: disintigrates
Paladin Oculus: a
Paladin Oculus: trap door
Paladin Oculus: by the dead hooker
Loogie: throws dead hooker into trap door
Loogie: and waits
Loogie: to see if safe
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: the dead hooker
Paladin Oculus: is still there
Paladin Oculus: is safe
Paladin Oculus: going?
Paladin Oculus: down
Paladin Oculus: ?
Loogie: yes
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: you foot slips
Paladin Oculus: and
Paladin Oculus: you fall down
Paladin Oculus: you slipped in jizz btw
Paladin Oculus: anyway
Paladin Oculus: you get up
Paladin Oculus: there is a narrow
Paladin Oculus: what do you do
Paladin Oculus: ?
Loogie: i go down the narrow
Paladin Oculus: what do
Paladin Oculus: he sees you
Paladin Oculus: but
Paladin Oculus: stares
Loogie: "Hi there"
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: he slashes you nipple with his prismatic katana
Loogie: i diddnt need that anyway
Paladin Oculus: what do
Loogie: i promptly try to rape him
Loogie: because logic
Paladin Oculus: Rolling
Paladin Oculus: you unsuccesfully rape
Paladin Oculus: him
Paladin Oculus: and
Paladin Oculus: he runs away
Paladin Oculus: but
Paladin Oculus: he drops his plutonium boots and his prismatic katana
Paladin Oculus: what do
Loogie: keep boots in pocket because would be poisoned
Loogie: equip katana
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: you look at the katana
Paladin Oculus: and
Paladin Oculus: think
Paladin Oculus: then
Paladin Oculus: you start slashing
Paladin Oculus: the shit
Paladin Oculus: of the passage
Paladin Oculus: with your sword
Paladin Oculus: what do
Loogie: sword is probably gonna break
Loogie: keep going down passage
Paladin Oculus: *Prismatic shit doesnt brake
Loogie: k
Paladin Oculus: *it just dulls
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: you walk down to the passage
Paladin Oculus: there is a puddle of water
Paladin Oculus: you see the half zombie ratman
Paladin Oculus: hes dead
Paladin Oculus: then you see
Paladin Oculus: a
Paladin Oculus: magickal rapist shark
Paladin Oculus: in the water
Paladin Oculus: that do
Paladin Oculus: ?
Paladin Oculus: What do?
Paladin Oculus: brb for 10 minutes
Loogie: take the rotten teeth from ratman corpse and go talk to the shark
Loogie: k
