Welcome to the Luminous Spoofs!! This is the Kaph here with the real story …  I show you their true faces and Roland's inner pervert… k here it goes… first off I'll start with my favorite story Unity Spoof Dia. Enjoy!!! (By the way I don't care if you like it or not, I don't care if u review it or not I'll always continue it 'til there is nothing left XD)

Unity Spoof: DIA

POV: Kaph

"Just on the cheek, kid, don't get any ideas." (Dia)

"Ok, Ok just get on with it!" Roland begged, "You sure you don't want it on my other cheek?" Roland pointed at his other cheek.

"Why does it matter?" She asked.

"Sadie has that one, Luna has my right hand, and my lips, well a specific pink hair has that," he winked at Althea. She blushed madly as she remembered that night and how she badly messed up (I'll get to that later).

"Fine, whatever, kid just turn your head," Dia rolled her eyes.

Meanwhile

"Pip could you come over here for a sec.?" I asked that innocent young lad.

"What is it mister Kaph?" (Pip)

"I need you to go over to Roland and poke his cheek when I say now." I whispered when I pulled out my camera. Inner thoughts: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME HAHHA!!!

Meanwhile

"… Through this contract, take this kiss, with all my love…" Dia leaned in

"NOW!!!" I yelled. Pip poked Roland's cheek and Dia's lips crashed into his.

"!!!" (Roland)

"!!!" (Dia) Click! Flash! I took the juicy pictures.

"Hehehe this'll bring viewers galore!" I whispered.

"Pthth EW THAT'S DISGUSTING AHHAAHHAH DAMN YOU TASTE LIKE RASCHE'S COOKING!" (Roland)

"YOU *UCKING PLANED THIS!" (Dia)

"LIER YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MISSED MY CHEEK!!!!" (Dia)

"Now!!!" I yelled at Pip.

"Yes sir." He pushed Dia on top of Roland.

"AH!" Dia yelled. Click! Flash! I took another

"Leggo of me!" Roland yelled.

"Yeah leggo of him, you bitch!!!!" Althea yelled, she reached down and dragged her off.

"I thought you said we have to make the kiss our own! That kinda looked like mine…"

"Calm down Althea I didn't plan this." (Roland)

"Whatever," Dia moaned, "Your turn Pop."

The End