Oh I just cant wait to………..GET OUT OF HERE!

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Tigerkougra: ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention? Thankyou.

Inu-Taisho:kicks a screen across the room: there! There is your damn fancy screen!

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"…Oh I just can't wait to be king! Oh I just cant wait to be-"SLAM, Sesshoumaru was interrupted from his singing during his daily self worship by him stalking into the room with a small bundle in his arms. In a few seconds that small bundle would be named it by the six year old lord.

But for now it remained an unnamed bundle, that was until his father knelt down so he was eye to eye with Sesshoumaru, smiling, and being gentle with the now squirming thing."Hello Sesshoumaru-"….. "make this quick old man, I have a tight schedule to stick to, at precisely 1:00pm I have a mud bath then a little time in the hot springs whilst having 18 year old girls worshipping me whilst wearing skimpy clothing that covers nothing, then at 2:00pm I have a manicure by some idiot who doesn't know that if he cuts my claws he shall die painfully as my poison leeks out, then for half an hour I shall watch him die in pain, then at 3:00pm I'm going to a…well a club with girls there that are to good and expensive for you, my proof being that human of yours was free, then I am having a photo shoot starring me, me and me, these photos shall replace your face throughout the empire with mine. And then….let's just say your dirty old senile mind does not need to know….any questions Jeeves?"

The glare that was sent in the young lord's direction did not go unnoticed but ignored, "as I was saying, hello Sesshoumaru, this is your new baby brother!" " I see…..well I guess it is a bit of a disappointment that he isn't good looking like me…that he whines…his eyebrows are thicker like yours…(a/n this is true if you look at pics and compare them Sesshoumaru's are thinner and less bolder giving the others a more threatening appearance around the eyes but Sesshoumaru's eyes look more icy…)…..he can't talk so it seems like he's primitive like you…he isn't gorgeous like me……" all this was followed by InuTaisho being given a pat on the shoulder by his firstborn " don't worry old man…..you tried……"

"Well Sesshoumaru I hope you don't mind but your schedule has been wiped clean." Pleased with the look of horror he received InuTaisho continued on…." You see your going to a public school from now on, it will be good for you to get to know other kids, to socialize a lot more…" he chuckled and patted the young lord on the head, ruffling his hair, and to his surprise not receiving a glare but a traumatized look.

"You start today, we haven't got your uniform yet so dress smart! And don't worry it will be fun!"

InuTaisho stalked out of the room unaware of his eldest son seething at him and muttering curses, only to return two minutes later when he realised he had forgot his younger son Inuyasha.He retreated hastily trying to act like he did not just do that and nearly tripped over his pelt tail thingys earning a burst of giggles from the hanyou pup.

Sesshoumaru finally snapped back to reality from his face fault and felt like he could scream, he frantically tried to pull his hair out until he grabbed what sanity he had left.

Today was not a good day. Mental note, kill the half breed.

In his mind's eye Sesshoumaru could already see the future was going to be miserable for him, he was prepared for that, he was not prepared however for the way his new class looked at him, where they freaking pervs or what! Even the boys stared! But what scared him most was how the teacher stared at him, it wasn't that she was bad looking because she wasn't but there a certain ways a teacher shouldn't be looking at him…this was one of those ways.