If I had my original body back, the first thing I would do is...
Screw Winry. And Riza and Sheska and Rose and Teacher and Maria and...
Eat Mrs. Hughes' apple pie, along with a crapload of other edible things.
Drink milk. Just to piss off Ed.
Take a long, relaxing, hot bubble bath and then shave my five'o'clock shadow, which I'm sure is quite prominent by now.
Sleep.
Compare measurements with Ed. And I don't just mean height.
Do the Macarena.
Become the main (taller and handsomer) protagonist.
Replace the loincloth with designer jeans.
Take a shit on Mustang's desk. I wonder why Ed didn't do that a long time ago.
Find Nemo.
Catch Kira. Wait, what?
Become Fuhrer.
Kill the Uchiha clan.
Bake lemon cookies.
